I have no idea how this could have happened, or why The goat was very content with where it was and the goose very much was not—it was being pancaked between a wire fence and a goat anus
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but the goose itself was not actually making much noise the other fowl were pretty much doing everything in their power to resist being pet by renegade kids so I went around to the outside of the fence so my tiny child-hands could poke the smushed goose through the wire fence
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And in doing so, I discovered the most exquisite delight Every time I poked the goose through the fence, I elicited a distressed quack Poke the goose, get a quack It was, in fact, the greatest thing that had ever happened to me
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I had to leave the petting zoo eventually but at no point did I ever see the goat liberate the goose from its butt I have never forgotten that moment, or that goose
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I was waiting for the part where you say you are like a Disney Princess. I wasn't expecting the goose torture.
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I think the goat just didn't like that goose in particular. He knew what he was doing.
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Animals definitely have grudges
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