I've always wanted to be a well used set of stairs in an old part of an old city
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I've settled for being a human squirrel. I like trees and forests and I'm sort of neurotic. They like trees and forests and are sort of neurotic. It works, I think.
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Ma'am... you are the og racoon. Also, i bought undies with racoons on them because they reminded me of you! now will they remind me of?
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Raccoons and red pandas are related!!!
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I'm pretty sure I'm a human dung beetle. Just wading through, eating, and pushing around a giant ball of metaphorical dookie, until I die. Sort of like Sisyphus, but with poop. At least, I have the sweet release of death to look forward to, though.
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I mean red pandas are extremely solitary and shy whereas most of us have had occasion to become familiar with how raccoons hang out in big raccoon families
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there's that too, yes, exactly The raccoon thing really started at a time when I was kind of in denial about how utterly reclusive and introverted I am at my core
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Your greatest trait is your humility, Penelope.
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Have you considered...furries?
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