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Vapor Weyve
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Some kind of mutant writing raccoon. Resistant to most damage types. Intersex Latina. ✡️《she/hers》 Most blocks are via chain; you may tap a friend to appeal.

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    1. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 9 Jun 2020

      Vapor Weyve Retweeted Arthur Chu

      This whole thread.https://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1270309888606928897 …

      Vapor Weyve added,

      Arthur ChuVerified account @arthur_affect
      Replying to @arthur_affect @BootlegGirl
      But she didn't even TRY She didn't even allude to the concept of there being a process by which these questions must be answered -- the idea that this future epilogue must come after years of conflict and struggle and reform She doesn't even know there's a question to be asked
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    2. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 9 Jun 2020

      I hated Harry Potter even back in 2009 Used to practice my Mandarin in class by going on rants about how shitty and privileged Harry Potter was and how the wizarding world was effectively brutally oppressive to the muggle world, how it created this fucked ingrained caste system

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    3. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 9 Jun 2020

      I told my wingman back then that if JKR didn't have the writing skills of an AIMbot that she would have paced the books so that Voldemort died by book six (because his shtick was tired by then) but died in such a spectacle that it wound up ripping the statute of secrecy apart

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      Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 9 Jun 2020

      Then just devote book seven to an extremely pissed muggle population declaring open war on wizards because seriously they deserve nothing less Just have the whole wizarding world really meet its comeuppance, watch society collapse Go really apocalyptic with it

      10:42 AM - 9 Jun 2020
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        2. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 9 Jun 2020

          Wizarding governments put on trial at the Hague, Diagon Alley put under martial law by the muggle government, rioting everywhere I was informed that this ending was a stupid idea because it was much too depressing Which surprised me because I thought this whole fkn series was

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        3. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 9 Jun 2020

          Like believe me I usually would not want to end a book with "the mundane military-industrial complex destroys the magical world" but like honestly I can imagine no more appropriate fate for the setting of HP than Apache helicopters just straight up bombing the shit outta Hogwarts

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        4. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 9 Jun 2020

          like fuck it it's Britain, go full reactionary war crimes

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        5. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 9 Jun 2020

          But that's me, I'm also the person who says Jake Sully from Avatar should die because he shouldn't get to be the sole transhuman successor to a dying race just because he's a fucking Marine and he found a blue girl he likes to fuck Fuck Jake Sully, death to Jake Sully

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        6. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 9 Jun 2020

          You've fucked up as a storyteller when I want to see your whole planet of gorgeous pacifistic forest elves carpet nuked just to make your protagonist sad and dead anyway end of thread

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        2. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 9 Jun 2020
          Replying to @Glides

          if only I had talent, the world would lap at the saucer of my ideas

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