Oh god The doctor takes two bullets just so that John can take some of his senzu beans and lmao he tries to tell John where to shoot and he just goes for it with what I'm ASSUMING is absolute surgical precision damn, manpic.twitter.com/yfnBN6AgF4
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Well this is a surprise I wasn't expecting him to have anyone left in the city that wasn't KoS for himpic.twitter.com/PQJJ8lVKVC
Well shit we are getting some DEEP background on John I won't spoil it here because it's too good even to risk somebody seeing accidentally
"All this for a puppy?" "It wasn't JUST a puppy." Man do people even know why he got so mad about the puppy yet or does the entire assassin community just think he really loves dogs
"Sir. There is an adjudicator here to see you." Oh shit man that sounds like not the kind of word you want to hear if you live in a John Wick movie
Wait what she's not even here for John?? She wants to see Santino's body??? Oh no what did he have hidden on his body that somebody might want??
oh never mind she's here to pull some kind of hardcore Justicar shit on this guy for allowing John the one-hour headstart man EVERYBODY'S taking one on the chin for Johnpic.twitter.com/yqEPQJTKo0
ahahaha and here I'd said "wow that was a lot of buildup for a gun that didn't spend much time getting used" man this person is a workhorsepic.twitter.com/mZDCa1muRT
"You thought you would be safe as soon as you got away from the neon? You thought wrong. NOW DIE, IN EARTH TONES."pic.twitter.com/06iNBkNQvb
ahahaha he's told he's been granted amnesty and he just hands the guy's attacker his knife back it's the little details like this, man John fights for his life but he's never DISCOURTEOUS to his attackers, he doesn't feel hatred or contempt for them, it's all very sedatepic.twitter.com/5f7Pr3OMCE
Okay but WHY is the Moroccan Continental granting him amnesty like how do they even have the authority to do that I am so fucking intrigued
ahahahahahahaha YES John has one of the blood things too that's amazing fuck yes I love itpic.twitter.com/KPf26DJDnk
hahahahaha damn there's so much here like 1) her daughter was in such a hopeless situation that she LITERALLY SOLD HER SOUL TO DEATH to get her out, like imagine how surprised her captors must have been 2) she then had him take her somewhere that SHE couldn't find her like fuck
With assassins in these movies you can never tell where the hustle ends and the side hustle begins this world would I be just a mild-mannered otome visual novel developer until some enby hands me a Chuck E. Cheese token and then I nod solemnly and I'm like "as you would have it"pic.twitter.com/78yXzk1PkB
Huh, interesting that they DIDN'T kill the Director, which would seem to imply that the High Table legitimately DOES acknowledge the power of the obligation she had to John even if they don't like the way she addressed it
what is it about a woman walking alongside two identical dogs that is inherently fucking hot
huh, I was expecting the path to Berrada (who is apparently Bronn!) to be somewhat more of a dungeon crawl, she literally just walked John therepic.twitter.com/EjSrVhyAZZ
Sounds like Berrada is giving John another "well stop breaking the law, asshole" speech Also can I just say that Halle Berry always comes off somewhat more sure of herself when she's doing a character with this kind of long messy hairpic.twitter.com/972noME6bA
Oh god this is great Berrada tries to flex on Sofia by taking one of her dogs and even though that's a neat and tidy way of resolving this she WON'T do that Because she's doing THE SAME SHIT AS JOHN She's projecting her lost daughter on her dogs the way he projected his wife
Like it's really subtle but if you just connect the dots it's REALLY clear, she's a reflection of him, it's not "just a puppy", she draws the line at these fucking dogs Sublime
ahahaha and she DOES just flip out like John instead of defusing the situation, she has _exactly the same kind of explosion of rage_, I fucking love it, this is so good, so perfectpic.twitter.com/Yz3dLLbLSY
Oh my god during this whole shootout scene the visual storytelling is unapologetically centering Sofia's rampage and not John's I am so happy this is so good Because that's the thing, right For the first time in these movies this is about somebody ELSE getting into bullshit
Oh wait both dogs actually survived?? I hadn't been clear on that Lmao this action scene just rules, Sofia fights like a modern fantasy version of a D&D ranger and her animal companions do their own DPS All of this is fantastic
I literally don't even know how to handle how cool Sofia ispic.twitter.com/FDkJTzlLCA
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