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Some kind of mutant writing raccoon. Resistant to most damage types. Intersex Latina. ✡️《she/hers》 Most blocks are via chain; you may tap a friend to appeal.

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    1. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

      Oh god The doctor takes two bullets just so that John can take some of his senzu beans and lmao he tries to tell John where to shoot and he just goes for it with what I'm ASSUMING is absolute surgical precision damn, manpic.twitter.com/yfnBN6AgF4

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    2. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

      John Wick found one of my modded-in strongholds from my last Fallout New Vegas playthrough and is helping himself to all my custom .44 and .45 ammo I'll allow it I guesspic.twitter.com/xCIJiOJrxa

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    3. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

      lmfao this is literally like a visual representation of what it's like when you pause the game in the middle of a battle to mod/repair your weaponspic.twitter.com/s1oh7gfcxV

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    4. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

      LMAO "Oh right fighting hand-to-hand is the least productive way to do this"pic.twitter.com/oJRETLkJF8

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    5. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

      HOLY SHIT JOHN WICK IS LITERALLY PLAYING GANONBALL WITH A COMBAT KNIFE

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    6. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

      I guess it's not TRUE Ganonball because he's not slashing at the knife with a knife and causing it to ricochet back, he's just throwing knives at guys which they then pull out and throw back, which he then throws again but it's the most REALISTIC kind of Ganonball

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    7. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

      ahaha and then he just spams knives at all these guys till they die we've gone from Link shit to Belmont shit

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    8. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

      Interesting how we're not even really doing any character drama at this point, not really This whole movie is like if Resident Evil 3 had a The 4th Survivor campaign

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    9. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

      lmfao how the fuck does John even KNOW HOW TO DO THIS SHITpic.twitter.com/BIRcJxlKdz

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    10. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

      ...John is just _equipping_ horses

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      Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

      ahahahaha this fuckin ownspic.twitter.com/MPa91yxivI

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        2. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          this FUCKING OWNSpic.twitter.com/kxjFdlGVNj

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        3. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          Well this is a surprise I wasn't expecting him to have anyone left in the city that wasn't KoS for himpic.twitter.com/PQJJ8lVKVC

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        4. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          And of course they put Morticia in this moviepic.twitter.com/9xSbuGXDvM

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        5. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          Well shit we are getting some DEEP background on John I won't spoil it here because it's too good even to risk somebody seeing accidentally

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        6. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          "All this for a puppy?" "It wasn't JUST a puppy." Man do people even know why he got so mad about the puppy yet or does the entire assassin community just think he really loves dogs

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        7. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          "Sir. There is an adjudicator here to see you." Oh shit man that sounds like not the kind of word you want to hear if you live in a John Wick movie

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        8. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          Wait what she's not even here for John?? She wants to see Santino's body??? Oh no what did he have hidden on his body that somebody might want??

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        9. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          oh never mind she's here to pull some kind of hardcore Justicar shit on this guy for allowing John the one-hour headstart man EVERYBODY'S taking one on the chin for Johnpic.twitter.com/yqEPQJTKo0

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        10. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          ahahaha and here I'd said "wow that was a lot of buildup for a gun that didn't spend much time getting used" man this person is a workhorsepic.twitter.com/mZDCa1muRT

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        11. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          "You thought you would be safe as soon as you got away from the neon? You thought wrong. NOW DIE, IN EARTH TONES."pic.twitter.com/06iNBkNQvb

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        12. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          ahahaha he's told he's been granted amnesty and he just hands the guy's attacker his knife back it's the little details like this, man John fights for his life but he's never DISCOURTEOUS to his attackers, he doesn't feel hatred or contempt for them, it's all very sedatepic.twitter.com/5f7Pr3OMCE

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        13. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          Okay but WHY is the Moroccan Continental granting him amnesty like how do they even have the authority to do that I am so fucking intrigued

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        14. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          OH SHIT WHAT HALLE BERRY'S IN THIS MOVIE??pic.twitter.com/NirYFXS9DI

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        15. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          ahahahahahahaha YES John has one of the blood things too that's amazing fuck yes I love itpic.twitter.com/KPf26DJDnk

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        16. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          hahahahaha damn there's so much here like 1) her daughter was in such a hopeless situation that she LITERALLY SOLD HER SOUL TO DEATH to get her out, like imagine how surprised her captors must have been 2) she then had him take her somewhere that SHE couldn't find her like fuck

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        17. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          With assassins in these movies you can never tell where the hustle ends and the side hustle begins this world would I be just a mild-mannered otome visual novel developer until some enby hands me a Chuck E. Cheese token and then I nod solemnly and I'm like "as you would have it"pic.twitter.com/78yXzk1PkB

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        18. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          So yeah these sushi ninjas are some elite mobs

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        19. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          Huh, interesting that they DIDN'T kill the Director, which would seem to imply that the High Table legitimately DOES acknowledge the power of the obligation she had to John even if they don't like the way she addressed it

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        20. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          what is it about a woman walking alongside two identical dogs that is inherently fucking hot

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        21. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          huh, I was expecting the path to Berrada (who is apparently Bronn!) to be somewhat more of a dungeon crawl, she literally just walked John therepic.twitter.com/EjSrVhyAZZ

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        22. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          Sounds like Berrada is giving John another "well stop breaking the law, asshole" speech Also can I just say that Halle Berry always comes off somewhat more sure of herself when she's doing a character with this kind of long messy hairpic.twitter.com/972noME6bA

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        23. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          Oh shit There's a table ABOVE the table???

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        24. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          Oh god this is great Berrada tries to flex on Sofia by taking one of her dogs and even though that's a neat and tidy way of resolving this she WON'T do that Because she's doing THE SAME SHIT AS JOHN She's projecting her lost daughter on her dogs the way he projected his wife

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        25. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          Like it's really subtle but if you just connect the dots it's REALLY clear, she's a reflection of him, it's not "just a puppy", she draws the line at these fucking dogs Sublime

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        26. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          ahahaha and she DOES just flip out like John instead of defusing the situation, she has _exactly the same kind of explosion of rage_, I fucking love it, this is so good, so perfectpic.twitter.com/Yz3dLLbLSY

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        27. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          "...He shot my dog." "I get it." lmfao

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        28. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          Oh my god during this whole shootout scene the visual storytelling is unapologetically centering Sofia's rampage and not John's I am so happy this is so good Because that's the thing, right For the first time in these movies this is about somebody ELSE getting into bullshit

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        29. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          Oh wait both dogs actually survived?? I hadn't been clear on that Lmao this action scene just rules, Sofia fights like a modern fantasy version of a D&D ranger and her animal companions do their own DPS All of this is fantastic

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        30. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          "Rapid Reload is a useless perk", they saidpic.twitter.com/dAqXhHLQX5

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        31. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 12 Jan 2020

          I literally don't even know how to handle how cool Sofia ispic.twitter.com/FDkJTzlLCA

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