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Some kind of mutant writing raccoon. Resistant to most damage types. Intersex Latina. ✡️《she/hers》 Most blocks are via chain; you may tap a friend to appeal.

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    Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

    Vapor Weyve Retweeted Vapor Weyve

    I'll just go bananas with this. Bad People Who Still Write Better Than JKR: • Tommy Wiseau • Vince Russo • Ken Penders, BARELY • Stephenie Meyer • Piers Anthony, by miles • Henry Darger • Todd McCaffrey • Terry Goodkind • Whoever did the screenplay for Mortal Kombathttps://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1150889732915773442 …

    Vapor Weyve added,

    Vapor Weyve @Nymphomachy
    Replying to @Nymphomachy @EsserZed and 5 others
    I've never read Ayn Rand and her writing has demonstrably darkened the world but I would bet that her books, at the VERY least, are thirstier than JKR's, and that's at least FEELING something
    3:17 PM - 15 Jul 2019
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      2. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Sorry Henry Darger isn't a bad person, he was just not very good at BEING a person, that's not fair of me but I ran out of characters

        2 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
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      3. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Belle

        I don't know much about Todd either actually but his books certainly aren't very GOOD whilst still being miles above and beyond JKR'shttps://twitter.com/bellethetired/status/1150892609239277568 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Belle @bellethetired
        Replying to @Nymphomachy
        Geez, what did Todd ever do to you? I've read all of The Casual Vacancy, JKR's first non-Potter book and it really (really really) needed an editor.
        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
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      4. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        I looked it up and the people who wrote the screenplay for SUPER MARIO BROS are Parker Bennett, Terry Runté and Ed Solomon And I want to make it clear here that that work alone proves them better writers than JKR

        3 replies 6 retweets 53 likes
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      5. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        People whose writing is worse than JKR's: • Seltzer and Friedberg • That guy who wrote Empress Theresa • Mike Michaud and the Walker brothers • Hitler That's basically all I got

        8 replies 3 retweets 47 likes
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      6. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Emma Mac (she/her)  🏳️‍⚧️

        Okay that isn't even fair, Tara Gillespie was a shining star and she's better than most of the people I've already listed except Henry Dargerhttps://twitter.com/scots_dragon/status/1150895190548393985 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Emma Mac (she/her)  🏳️‍⚧️ @scots_dragon
        Replying to @Nymphomachy
        • Tara Gillespie.
        2 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
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      7. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Vapor Weyve

        Janice Raymond, Germaine Greer, et all are not listed here because in my taxonomy these sorts of women are cladistically indistinct from JKRhttps://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/1150894288840142848 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Vapor Weyve @Nymphomachy
        People whose writing is worse than JKR's: • Seltzer and Friedberg • That guy who wrote Empress Theresa • Mike Michaud and the Walker brothers • Hitler That's basically all I got
        Show this thread
        3 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
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      8. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Byron Hall is worse than JKR but by a narrower margin than you'd think

        3 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      9. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Justin Melillo

        Better than JKR Also, Orson Scott Card and the Left Behind dipshits? Better than JKR Uwe Boll? WAY better than JKRhttps://twitter.com/Cybren/status/1150898994954080262 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Justin Melillo @Cybren
        Replying to @Nymphomachy
        What about whoever wrote the episode of Dallas where Patrick Duffy is alive again because the entire prior season was a dream?
        5 replies 2 retweets 36 likes
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      10. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        https://twitter.com/mssilverstein/status/1150900238753902592 …pic.twitter.com/fsb0xaFJ3X

        3 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
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      11. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Okay fine Benioff and Weiss are worse writers than JKR because even at simply ADAPTING an already not very good story they somehow made it exponentially more offensive and stupid, and then they came up with Confederate JKR at least pretended to write something original

        2 replies 2 retweets 37 likes
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      12. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Bari Weiss is not a better writer than JKR, or a worse one, because she's not a writer, she's a malign influence who seeks to expand her Nightmare Kingdom until even I am forced to wear her tenebrous livery

        1 reply 3 retweets 41 likes
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      13. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Arthur Chu

        Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohttps://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1150906061060071424 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Arthur ChuVerified account @arthur_affect
        Replying to @mssilverstein @Nymphomachy
        What about Eric Kripke
        3 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      14. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Ughhhh the SPN writers are, in fact, worse than JKR They're just bad Like JKR's writing is abominable but it's not "wanting to die just so you don't have to be alive in a universe that has SPN" bad

        3 replies 2 retweets 31 likes
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      15. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Arthur Chu

        Okay, this has convinced me to move the Left Behind authors below the Rowline (credit to @Cybren for coining that) On the same token Dan Brown is probably worse than JKRhttps://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1150908040272441344 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Arthur ChuVerified account @arthur_affect
        Replying to @Nymphomachy
        Did they though? They just took all those nonfiction prophecy books (The Late Great Planet Earth, On Borrowed Time, The Soon to Be Revealed Antichrist, 88 Reasons the Rapture Will Be in 1988) and put them into novel format
        3 replies 3 retweets 26 likes
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      16. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Arthur Chu

        Kripke appalls me so, so, so much as a writer Here's what I'm gonna do: I'm gonna say Kripke is worse than JKR as well as Benioff and Weiss but to HIS EXTREMELY MEAGER CREDIT he would probably score better on the Turing Test than any of themhttps://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1150909288870625280 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Arthur ChuVerified account @arthur_affect
        Replying to @Nymphomachy
        What about the fact that Eric Kripke put himself into his own story as a shitty hack writer who is fully aware he's a misogynist pig but is kind of smugly aware he and his legacy can't be stopped because he is, in fact, the Christian God
        2 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
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      17. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Infinite Jest

        Lower because those guys killed exponentially more lesbians and somehow had even LESS to say Kripke, to his credit, at least didn't INTEND to give the whole fucking narrative to Mishahttps://twitter.com/Tsilkani/status/1150909585265500160 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Infinite Jest @Tsilkani
        Replying to @Nymphomachy
        So, does Eric Kripke rank higher or lower than the writers who continued Supernatural after the 5th Season?
        3 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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      18. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Tim Buckley wasn't a better writer than JKR ...I was preparing to put some oil on the fire with him and I just can't, I can't Tim Buckley is an art cancer—he's not even a worse human than JKR and he probably IS more earnest but that just makes it all the worse how much he sucks

        3 replies 1 retweet 19 likes
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      19. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Belle

        Joss Whedon is a better writer than most of the people I've named if not all of them, though he IS bad and he IS overrated and he IS a positively loathsome and appalling human being, like somewhere between JKR and Hardwick on the badness scalehttps://twitter.com/bellethetired/status/1150914888476139520 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Belle @bellethetired
        Replying to @Nymphomachy
        If you’re taking requests, I’m curious where about Joss Whedon. He’s another super popular creator who’s star has fallen a great deal.
        3 replies 2 retweets 44 likes
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      20. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Vapor Weyve

        Special exception in the case of Dan Patterson and Janet Evanovich These authors are nominally below the Rowline but are effectively a dark reflection of JKR, they are her bottom-feeding, more obviously capitalist reflections JKR bonobos, if you willhttps://twitter.com/Nymphomachy/status/932274005716979712 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Vapor Weyve @Nymphomachy
        From volunteering at a library book sale, I have observed that Janet Evanovich and James Patterson are the Pidgey and Rattata of fiction, respectively
        2 replies 2 retweets 25 likes
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      21. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Philby

        All of them are WELL above the Rowline, except for Bay who is probably the closest case of nigh-parity with the Rowline we've come up with Though I could see a case for him being SLIGHTLY better at storytellinghttps://twitter.com/fiddlersgreen92/status/1150917348024553473 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Philby @fiddlersgreen92
        Replying to @Nymphomachy
        Alfred Hitchcock Stanley Kubrick Michael Bay Walt Disney Go!
        1 reply 1 retweet 16 likes
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      22. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        It gives me great pain me to say this but Seth McFarlane is also above the Rowline Trey Parker and Matt Stone, however, are not They are not merely terrible writers who have nothing to offer anyone but edge: they are world-killers

        3 replies 2 retweets 38 likes
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      23. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Phantom Menace is a bad movie but had JKR written the screenplay it would have destroyed all of human civilization with its awfulness: George Lucas is well above the Rowline

        3 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
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      24. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Philby

        Tricky He's well above the Rowline but in his own right he deserves to be a benchmark by which pretension about one's work, as well as writing in a form GENUINELY COLDLY INCONSIDERATE to his audience, is measuredhttps://twitter.com/fiddlersgreen92/status/1150923476921925635 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Philby @fiddlersgreen92
        Replying to @Nymphomachy
        JJ Abrams?
        4 replies 2 retweets 29 likes
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      25. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        This one is a rerun but Dave Sim's wayyyyyy better than JKR

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
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      26. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Surprisingly Good Voice Actor Jesse Mccartney

        Honestly it's kind of an insult to Anne Rice to speak her name in the same sentence as JKR, Rice, for all her weird horribleness, genuinely gave a damn, and she even implicitly put a trans character in her books (Lestat's mom) Hamilton... not so muchhttps://twitter.com/CountessofDimes/status/1150938379707736066 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Surprisingly Good Voice Actor Jesse Mccartney @CountessofDimes
        Replying to @Nymphomachy
        I'm coming to this thread late have Laurell Hamilton and Anne Rice been covered?
        4 replies 2 retweets 30 likes
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      27. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Sarah McKinlayScott

        I looked that one up and whew uhhhhhhhhhhhhh I haven't read her so I can't say for certain but from what little I can tell I'd probably put her in the Piers Anthony/Yudkowsky slumhttps://twitter.com/doctorflopsy/status/1150943876112240641 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Sarah McKinlayScott @doctorflopsy
        Replying to @Nymphomachy
        Marion Zimmer Bradley
        4 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      28. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Ben Schouten

        If Chuck Lorre and JKR were to be judged strictly on the basis of the inherent morality of unleashing their particular creations upon the world, Lorre would make Rowling look like a Sainthttps://twitter.com/BenGSchout/status/1150946121444802560 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Ben Schouten @BenGSchout
        Replying to @Nymphomachy
        Chuck Lorre?
        3 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      29. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Ben Schouten

        The CinemaSins guys are below the Rowline and in fact even Tim Buckley looks like JRR Tolkien by comparison They're not just below the Rowline, they're in the Abyssopelagic zonehttps://twitter.com/BenGSchout/status/1150952596573548545 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Ben Schouten @BenGSchout
        Replying to @BenGSchout @Cybren and 2 others
        We have it to thank for Cinemasins on top of everything else
        3 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
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      30. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Dallin Agatone

        His writing is better than JKR's, so there you gohttps://twitter.com/AnExpertInQs/status/1150953452295663621 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Dallin Agatone @DallinAgatone
        Replying to @Nymphomachy
        The Series of Unfortunate Events guy is a bit of a shit. Is he above the Rowline?
        2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      31. Vapor Weyve‏ @Nymphomachy 15 Jul 2019

        Vapor Weyve Retweeted Arthur Chu

        To be clear, I think her name well belongs among the likes of Penders and Meyer, and I don't hold her in great regard, but ultimately she's not meaningfully in the proximity of the Rowlinehttps://twitter.com/arthur_affect/status/1150957908512759808 …

        Vapor Weyve added,

        Arthur ChuVerified account @arthur_affect
        Replying to @arthur_affect @Nymphomachy
        Actually LKH probably cares too much Like that rant had her respond to readers pointing out this was supposedly a thriller/mystery series and nobody had died at all in like four books "How would you react if someone demanded you kill your boyfriend for their entertainment"
        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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