"Guys I really don't want to be a part of this story about musclemen from space challenging the world's strongest combatants to a contest to decide the fate of humanity—" "Kenta! You have been chosen by the Gods to fight!" "First of all, my name is Rise, second of all, no"
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Somehow she still gets forced through all the motions and beats of a shonen plot arc like a Telltale Game being played without ever touching the controller
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Very much so She just wants to be in a Strawberry Panic or Sweet Blue Flowers-type fluffy yuri anime but her stupid theme song is a guy singing very loudly and quickly about having guts and fighting till the end to the sound of distorted guitar chordshttps://twitter.com/BenGSchout/status/1125922418747305984 …
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"IMPOSSIBLE! HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE OVERCOME MY GRAND PORCUPINE SLAUGHTERHOUSE REQUIEM?!" "God, who fucking cares, you're on the ground now, can you unveil your next stupid trick please?"https://twitter.com/Cybren/status/1125922436975878144 …
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She defeats some huge arc villain and her maimed sidekick who she hates starts eulogizing the bad guy "he... was a true warrior, who carried himself with a regal dignity until the very end. Truly, a giant among us." "Dude, shut the fuck up, he killed a bunch of random people."
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"I don't have to pee right now, but if I did, you can bet I'd be peeing on this dead alien genocidal kickboxer's face, that's how much I hate him, and also you, and also this entire day"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go see a movie with my girlfriends." "WHAT? But you must return to Master Sima and tell him and the other monks of your victory over the Star Landsknechts!" "Fuck, no. Every second I spend in the company of men is a second taken from me."
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So like a Japanese version of what the old Dr. Tran sketch did with American action movie trailers
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Wouldn't the Entity just be the Narrator from DragonBall Z
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