Josh Lloyd

@NvrCast

Opinions are my own. I build bespoke IoT devices, professionally and in my spare time. Husband. Maker. Sparkling Coder.

Christchurch, New Zealand
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2009.

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    If you show me a website with primary content 23 elements deep in the DOM. I'm going to throw my wireless mouse at you.

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    You can't be horny for famous New Zealanders because 1. one day you will have to meet and interact with them and be normal 2. there's a 45% chance you're related 3. at least one of your friends has already had a hoon

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    It's the year 2020, and we're still finding buffer overflows in programs written in C. Fortunately, those programs are only esoteric, rarely installed programs like... <checks notes> sudo.

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    Best practices: Don't pollute the global scope. Open source devs:

    Not to worry, I have a permit.

I'm writing a test framework.
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    Ok I never deny we've got our issues but this is the best China- building hospitals in record time.

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    To put those numbers into perspective, if that data was hosted on Amazon AWS or MS Azure, it would cost roughly $14,000 a month just for the bandwidth.

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    and 2. I just spent half an hour driving up to a coffee shop and gas station and coming back, and I saw so many stupid driving mistakes that I've changed my mind, and now I don't think humans should be allowed to operate any machine more dangerous than a toaster oven.

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    And really the last thing you want when dealing with people driving around in giant metal fire-powered deathboxes is for the operator of them to not know what to do while it's in motion.

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    I used to wonder why the interfaces on Star Trek are so clunky given that it's centuries in the future, but I guess that's just Enterprise software for you

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    me: "someone needs to make a dating app for people with impossibly low self esteem" (pause) roommate: "twitter"

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    I’m looking for proposals for a catchy, pithy term to describe that guilt you inevitably feel when you don’t have time for all the projects you have; and feel like you’re neglecting some. Suggestions?

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    Just got home and as I drove up the driveway, I noticed there was a train flying over head. Choo Choo!

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    The application of solder on this thing is terrible. Some cold solder. Some too much. Lots of residue. It's terrible.

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    Look as a dev who writes bad code sometimes, I sympathize. Sometimes there just isn't enough time, knowledge, or skill among the team to get it done. Then I see things like this. WHAT THE FUCK

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    Every once in a while you stumble in to a Twitter feed filled with ignorant, vile people. It's horrifying and disgusting. How do these people exist!? How is their world view so twisted and repulsive?

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