JAY [ham] KAY

@NurseMurderer

writer/blogger | jokes/politics | fat feminist | she/her | BLACK LIVES MATTER | best: |

Los Angeles, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2012.

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    26. stu 2019.

    me: 2020 is definitely going to be better than 2019 2020:

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    John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: I’m thinking of changing my name. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: Same. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: Why? I really like both of your names.

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    27. pro 2019.

    if you are not following the extremely awesome and brilliant on here and on IG, what are you doing with your life SERIOUSLY READ THIS AND GET WITH THE TIMES I HAVE SPOKEN

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    German shepherd: wüf wüf Australian shepherd: g'day mate

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    11. srp 2016.

    I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness

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    I like when players of opposite teams hug after the game as if to say, "We're all so very, very rich."

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    prije 18 sati

    A vampire who enthralls her victims to expose their necks so she can make farty noise raspberries there.

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    I’ll absolutely do that thing you like, provided that it’s take you birdwatching and cook you meatballs

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  9. prije 4 sata

    you spend a lengthy amount of time carefully unwrapping a present, ensuring not to rip the paper and setting the ribbons and bows aside. once the box is finally open, you see it is yet another dick pic.

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    2. velj

    Poor DOES NOT equal inferior. Poor DOES NOT equal inferior. Poor DOES NOT equal inferior. Poor DOES NOT equal inferior. Poor DOES NOT equal inferior. Poor DOES NOT equal inferior. Poor DOES NOT equal inferior. Poor DOES NOT equal inferior. Poor DOES NOT equal inferior.

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    Somebody please make this man pay his taxes

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    “Groundhog Day”? Nah, we watched that yesterday.

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    Bigfoot pops his head out of the bushes and whispers into the wind, “the clitoral orgasm is feminist myth…”

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    “There’s incontrovertible evidence supporting the existence of Bigfoot!” Hollers a man who believes the clitoral orgasm is a myth. Bro you’re searching in the bushes for the wrong thing

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    For whatever reason my 2 TVs I’ve got the game on are not on the same time, so if I need an instant replay I just walk to the next room.

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    If you love something set it to music.

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    my fav thing joaquin phoenix has done is use his thank you speech re: systemic racism “it’s the obligation of the people that have created and perpetuate and benefit from a system of oppression to be the ones that dismantle it, so that’s on us.”

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  18. 2. velj

    i assume all dudes smell like cool ranch body wash.

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    2. velj

    [at grocery store] Her: *holds up cucumber and winks* Me: *holds up tiny carrot and winks back*

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    me flirting with the waiter describing the salad: MY HIGH SCHOOL NICKNAME WAS CANDY WALNUTS

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  21. 2. velj

    this dude loves fart jokes

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