So y'all remember that time Trump's DOJ sent a subpoena to Twitter to compel them to reveal my identity, right?
Well there are some updates.
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Not-so-proud alt-mom of Libel Tourist, and former Congressman, Devin Nunes. (Yes, it's parody) Probably hammered.
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Growing up poor, all I had was the American dream. It kept me going: as a kid sleeping on the floor, a student scrubbing toilets, a Marine losing brothers in Iraq.
Today, too many Arizonans see their dream slipping away. I’m running for the U.S. Senate to win it back for you!
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These young Republicans today all seem to want their humiliation right away. No patience at all. The seasoned vets like understand you have your whole career to humiliate yourself.
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I don’t drive a Camry.
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Amidst the endless scandals surrounding George Santos, the one thing that isn’t being discussed enough is how gullible Republican voters are.
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The Biden administration is coming for your air fryer. Pass it on.
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Salt grinders are ridiculous. That shit's 200 million years old but you want it freshly ground.
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Yet Republicans still think they'd never fit in in San Francisco.
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The owner of Foster Gwin Gallery displays a lack of emotion as he sprays a desperately poor person with freezing cold water in San Francisco.
Most people are one bad month away from homelessness, & before long it's near impossible to escape.
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US Marshals Service protip: Save on airfare by extraditing George Santos and Jair Bolsonaro on the same flight.
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Funny to see tankie leftists defending Wagner, say it's "not an explicitly Nazi unit." Well neither is Azov yet these people insist that its existence justifies a genocidal invasion and land grab.
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They're still going to Cawthorn Gaetz and Boebert. Watch for it.
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Does John Boehner need to die first before his ghost can start visiting Kevin McCarthy every night?
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Proud to finally be Vermont’s Congresswoman.
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Strangely, amongst the reasons Republicans are disgusted with Matt Gaetz, sex trafficking a minor is not one of them.
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Some House Republicans just walked off the floor in disgust with Gaetz. I’m in speaker’s lobby and some members are cursing out Gaetz as they leave the floor. “I’m not listening to this —-!” one House R says... others fuming and going outside to balcony to cool off.
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Do we need to all watch Paul Gosar eat a fly live on CSPAN before we accept that he's a lizard man?
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Sometimes schadenfreude is the only freude we get.
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Just a reminder that Trump once suggested using nukes to deal with an oncoming hurricane. What could possibly go wrong?
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YES, YES! Send Trump in!
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Trump needs to fly to DC today and begin brokering a deal. He gave us Middle East peace, fixed NAFTA, and forced NATO allies to pay. Pro-MAGA Reps are the key to the deal. He could negotiate this mess in 2 hours. Would massively boost his stock across the party right now.
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Kevin McCarthy agrees to receiving a swirly in the Speaker’s lobby men’s room, but defiantly holding out at, “no more than two flushes.”
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Kevin McCarthy on his latest concession to become Speaker of the House
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Whoever did this to bro is definitely an Avenger level threat lmao 
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I support Republican in-fighting.
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I stand firmly committed to changing the status quo no matter how many ballots this takes. If @gopleader McCarthy had fought nearly as hard to defeat the failed, toxic policies of the @POTUS Biden Administration as he has for himself, he would be Speaker of the House right now.
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Imagine seeing what's happening in the Republican House right now and thinking, "why didn't we do this ourselves?"
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I can't wait to see how Kevin McCarthy humiliates himself today.
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Even if McCarthy wins he still loses.
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The only thing better than Andrew Tate’s perp walk will be watching Kevin McCarthy carry his shit back out of the Speaker’s office.
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Wouldn’t it be cool if his foundation hit a million dollars before he wakes up?
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Trial court case files in Mississippi are difficult and costly for journalists, students, researchers, and other members of the public to access.
Solution—donate to to bring to Mississippi state courts!
gofund.me/74edb392
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I'm also 100% sure so that makes 200% because that's how math works
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Lose a lawsuit to Devin Nunes
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A fitting tribute to 2022
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A Walrus getting lost, ending up in Scarborough and then masturbating IN PUBLIC then having a sleep and then Scarborough Council cancelling the NYE fireworks display in case it woke him is the denouement of 2022.
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Twitter will get worse.
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Baby Boomers are the last predominantly Republican generation. Gen X leans left. Millennials and Gen Z are hard left, and they’re not becoming more conservative with age.
The R Party has no electoral future on the federal level, and it will lose ground in red states one by one.
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2016 was a fluke. Trump won the EC but lost the pop vote. 2018 was landslide D. 2020 was another D victory. 2022 affirmed that victory.
That’s 3 consecutive election cycles to test this theory. America is shifting hard left.
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I don’t know why we’re so bad at seeing the evidence right before our eyes, but 2016, and 1/6/2021 were the last hurrah of the Republican Party. It’s only going to get worse for them from here.
That’s why desperate violence and criminality are their only way forward.
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Devin Nunes will be a small-dick treason weasel.
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The covid surge in China will worsen. A major economic downturn, or worse, a recession will occur. Social unrest will become more common, primarily in urban areas, and there will be brutal crackdowns in response.
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Vladimir Putin will die within a year. There will be regime change in Russia for better or worse, and the war effort in Ukraine will collapse.
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