Num Sayin

@NumSayin

just quite naturally lit

British Columbia - Canada
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2013.

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    2. velj

    No one is your enemy until you think they are.

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    30. sij

    interviewer: any questions about the job me: how do u get suspended with pay

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    21. sij

    men are like “im sorry if me dating you made you think that I want to date you”

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    27. sij

    My mouth was open anyway so after the yawn I just kept screaming

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    27. sij
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    An accident ran over a pedestrian trapping them under an SUV. Onlookers just lifted the SUV, dragging the victim out.

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    therapist goes on vacation for multiple weeks and the skeleton manning the ship inside my brain starts taking day trips out to sea on a motorboat and comes back holding a pile of algae and shouting IS THIS ANYTHING and I’m like no dude that is NOT ours, put that back immediately

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    27. sij

    *takes a knee in front of kindergarteners* plants & trees absorb sunlight & through a magical process that only god & a few of the beach boys know about called photosynthesis they make mountain dew

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    25. sij

    "it's my emotional support couch" i say to no one

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    Sometimes you get stuck behind a school bus and there’s nothing you can do about it.

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    28. lis 2019.

    can’t believe i’m lucky enough to live in a time when my phone makes me sad

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    my neighbor yells “yes” when she is doing sex and sometimes it is at the same time as I yell “no” because I have just dropped my favorite ceramic godzilla figure but then i realize it did not break and we both agree “yes”

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    23. sij

    THE SKINCARE REGIMEN IS WORKING. YOUR FRECKLES TOOK ROOT EARLY ON AND HAVE BEEN SPROUTING UP THROUGH THE SURFACE. NOW, FINALLY, THE FIRST TENTATIVE BUDS HAVE BEGUN TO BLOOM. FLOWERS OF A VARIETY NEVER BEFORE SEEN, DAZZLING, FRAGRANT, AND YOU, YOU, YOU

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    2. pro 2016.

    you actually died three years ago and your brain has been kept nominally alive spouting gibberish in a complex micro-blogging simulation

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    21. sij

    Natural light wants to love on you today.

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    23. sij

    I'm not sure exactly what I'm doing wrong but I'm nailing it.

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    Making waves in your moat

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    22. sij

    Flint, Michigan has been without clean water for 2102 days.

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    11. sij

    according to my calculations, it be like that sometimes

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