I don't know who I pissed off, but this is the most passive aggressive misspelling of my name I've ever seen
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Photographic evidence of how Saturday was spent (one of those cats isn't even ours)
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It's almost 2pm on a rainy Saturday and we're still in bed in our pjs, weighted down by 5 sleeping cats.
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Nat 20!
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves has more than succeeded on its saving throw. Much more!
Read @pfangirl's review of this charming crowd-pleaser.
#dndhonoramongthieves
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If anyone needs me, I’ll be spending the rest of the year recovering from this brutal attack.
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3) active home invasion, my sister hiding in the dark trying to call the Grahamstown station that was like a km away while her digs was being ransacked, they only showed up the next morning
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How has the SAPS failed you? I'll start.
Three years ago, I filed a case. After many calls to ask if I still wanted an investigation, over the years, they closed the case on their own, with no results.
The police "station" in my home suburb can't help because it has no van.
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2) my mom's car broken into and vandalised, while on our property. Three police officers arrived, looked at the damage, shook their heads and said "such a shame" (will never forget that). Also said there was no point in looking for fingerprints.
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How has the SAPS failed you? I'll start.
Three years ago, I filed a case. After many calls to ask if I still wanted an investigation, over the years, they closed the case on their own, with no results.
The police "station" in my home suburb can't help because it has no van.
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1) Armed robbery, station 500m away. SAPS showed up an hour after private security, and basically just took an inventory of everything that was stolen for insurance.
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How has the SAPS failed you? I'll start.
Three years ago, I filed a case. After many calls to ask if I still wanted an investigation, over the years, they closed the case on their own, with no results.
The police "station" in my home suburb can't help because it has no van.
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I can’t explain but one is an Anne Rice vampire and one is a Stephanie Meyer vampire 😭
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This week I learned that Brandon Fraser has beautiful sons. Also. TALL AF MY GOODNESS. Brendan is fully like 6'2"ish right?
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"Sylens, where will you go?"
"Elsewhere, and everywhere. There's so much more to discover before the world ends..."
R.I.P. Lance Reddick 🫶🏾😔
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Aw, hell man. Lance Reddick was amazing, what a loss 💔
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Unfortunately, this is a serious question
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So, what do you do if a cat pisses on your expensive desktop monitor and now it's lined and flickering on the one side?
Asking for a fr-
Actually no, asking for us.
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A thread of my favourite Hungarian phrases, starting with this one…
In Hungary, instead of saying “my bosses gave me too much work to do” you can use the poetic phrase bekergettek tátott szájjal a faszerdőbe. It means “they chased me into the dick-forest with a wide-open mouth”
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I wanted #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce to win something at the Oscars, but I was sceptical. It felt too "cool" for the Academy's tastes. Yet, here we are...
Which brings me to my closet cosplay for last year's work Halloween party. With bonus Raccacoonie.
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Yay for #EEAAO
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All the #Oscars95 winners, our thoughts on the results, and where to watch these acclaimed 2022 movies. pfangirl.com/entertainment/
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I am legitimately surprised that donating went smoothly for once! Didn't pass out or go into shock, the machine didn't even shout at me for having slow blood for a change, and I got TWO cookies 💪🏻
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Nothing like the adrenaline spike of your washing machine flooding the house to get your day going
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Cape Town, the real us will see u tomorrow at Kirstenbosch with @RKSBandOfficial 
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We thought last year's Scream was overrated...
But the hype is real when it comes to follow-up Scream VI.
Read our spoiler-free #ScreamVI review now.
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1. Security guard
2. Video Editor
3. Audio editor
4. Office worker
5. Everyone else
6. Twitter Curator circa 2016
7. Pro gamer
8. TV writer
9. Terry Pratchett
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This is my message to anyone who has chosen the path of hate. Please listen.
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RIP, Mark Pilgrim.
I remember phoning in to his Saturday evening radio show on 5FM when I was a teen. My calls were a few weeks apart but he remembered my voice and name.
A warm presence and class act to the end.
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to be loved is to be changed
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“Here’s what you need to know before you see Cocaine Bear”
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Me when our marketing artist is in a game jam today and we can't recreate this meme with power washer models 💦
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Looking for recommendations on the best basic website hosting options, I just need a domain, a simple portfolio website and one email address. And go!
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Top Ten Best Cat Breeds
1. Dumpster Blessing
2. Freelance Tenderloaf
3. Gutter Angel
4. Just Showed Up One Day
5. Barn Ghost
6. Royal Trash Goblin
7. Snack Master General
8. Le Slinkus
9. Crusty Sea Captain
10. Classic Potato
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Fellow runners, please help me tell everyone how serious this is. 😭😭😭😭😭
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I technically failed Matric Maths (Higher Grade) but some technical issue meant that the education dept. bumped up the scores so I passed on 40% exactly.
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Flex your lowest academic low score.
To remind us that almost everyone fails at some point in life but it isn't the end of the road. Just a memory in the end.
Mine was 27/100 in Engineering Math 2, just a year after I'd scored 99 in 12th boards. Much needed kick in my butt.
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Leo: You’ve sacrificed a lot to get where you are, mostly your hopes and dreams.
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Humans snoring: I will never know peace again, please dear lord make it stop
Pets snoring: so fucking adorable I will literally kill anyone that wakes you up. I would die for you
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Let's go, Phase 5!
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania kicks off a new MCU saga spanning multiple films and series.
Here are 's spoiler-free thoughts on the latest Marvel superhero movie.
#AntManAndTheWaspQuantumania
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I loved everything about this game and it's just the most heckin adorable thing out there. The ducklings are just SO CUTE I COULD DIE
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Heckin cute, with an exceptionally elegant design.
That’s Blanc in a nutshell.
This wholesome co-op adventure from @CasusLudi & @GearboxOfficial is out today for PC and Switch.
Read our @BlancTheGame review now.
#Blanc #blancthegame #IndieGame
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Combining vouchers, Miles and Miles D-Day just made a R5,000 order of camera equipment cost R0. I feel like one of those extreme couponers 💪
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Want to play Hogwarts Legacy for free? Win a PS5 version of the game + merch.
To enter:
Step 1: Follow this account.
Step 2: Reply to this post with your fave Hogwarts subject.
Giveaway closes Tues, 21 Feb 2023. South African residents only. Full T&Cs:
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Happy Valentine's Day, Plant People!
The best Valentine's Day card ever, made by
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Radio station wants to interview me live about fungi in fiction and to every question, I'm just gonna reply, "Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness..."
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