Nietenzaehler

@Nuesterpluenn

Bengel ut Norddüütschland

Joined May 2014
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  1. Feb 20

    Auf dass der reich wird!

  2. Feb 14

    Thanks for sending this all the way to germany. I love your service!

    1 retweet 3 likes
  3. Retweeted
    9 Sep 2016

    Deutschland am Ende

    30 replies 1,230 retweets 1,828 likes
  4. Retweeted
    2 Jun 2014

    She was hot, like a calzone, and filled with surprises, also like a calzone.

    16 replies 559 retweets 985 likes
  5. Retweeted
    5 Sep 2016

    Gestern in der Ostsee ... [Kampagne der "Alternative für Dorsche"]

    4 replies 340 retweets 674 likes
  6. Retweeted
    4 Sep 2016

    Ganz wichtig ist es jetzt, gegen die Verallgemeinerer vorzugehen, indem man alle Mecklenburg-Vorpommerer als dumm bezeichnet. ☝️

    3 replies 24 retweets 127 likes
  7. Retweeted
    4 Sep 2016

    Ganz Internet ist dumm.

    3 replies 10 retweets 62 likes
  8. Retweeted
    20 May 2016

    "Na, du Saftfotze" "Hallo, Onkel Norbert." Ich mag Familienfeiern.

    2 replies 43 retweets 381 likes
  9. Retweeted
    6 Oct 2015

    [At the Rumble] her *aggressively taking off earrings and heels* me *desperately trying to find somewhere to set down my ice cream cone*

    27 replies 3,438 retweets 6,536 likes
  10. Retweeted
    22 Aug 2016

    ES KOMMT KEIN ELEKTRO LEUTE

    39 replies 621 retweets 1,261 likes
  11. Retweeted
    30 Aug 2016

    Früher, als man hier noch gelesen und nicht gefolgt und gemutet werden wollte. Kaufen Sie sich doch Follower, wenn's nur um Zahlen geht.

    9 replies 51 retweets 310 likes
  12. Retweeted
    4 Sep 2016

    Landtagswahl ist,wenn auf Twitter die ganzen Hobbypolitiker dazu gequirlte Scheiße schreiben! Ich betrink mich lieber!

    1 reply 4 retweets 35 likes
  13. Retweeted
    3 Sep 2016

    Virtual Reality in Meck-Pomm

    5 replies 376 retweets 514 likes
  14. Retweeted
    1 Sep 2016

    Die heute ungewohnt selbstkritisch.

    38 replies 2,390 retweets 5,241 likes
  15. Retweeted
    30 Aug 2016

    Beide Augen zugedrückt - kein Bußgeld für Kreativität! Warndreieck wäre die bessere Wahl!

    49 replies 1,140 retweets 2,047 likes
  16. Retweeted
    28 Aug 2016

    [first day as an astronaut] Crew: the earth looks amazing from up here. Makes you realise how insignificant we are Me: I'm famous on twitter

    10 replies 372 retweets 1,509 likes
  17. Retweeted
    27 Aug 2016

    ME: well? DOCTOR: *checking chart* looks like ur cured ME: great DOCTOR: whoops missed a letter, ur cursed *x-ray machine falls on my head*

    10 replies 334 retweets 786 likes
  18. Retweeted
    20 Aug 2016

    Kinder, wenn ihr googlen müsst, wie man Reis kocht solltet ihr euch nicht über eure Oma lustig machen, die nicht mit dem Handy umgehen kann.

    32 replies 1,584 retweets 3,472 likes
  19. Retweeted
    9 May 2014

    [at the mall] "Excuse me? I lost my son. Can I please make an announcement?" "Of course." [leans in to mic] "Goodbye you little shit."

    271 replies 41,988 retweets 60,888 likes
  20. Retweeted
    31 Jul 2016

    EXECUTIVE: this ones not about murder is it STEPHEN KING: its about children E: ok SK: in corn E: thats nice SK:who murder E: dammit Stephen

    45 replies 7,389 retweets 16,390 likes

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