Alex Supertramp

@NotYerButler

Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Joined September 2011

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  1. 14 hours ago

    2012: I wanna move to Australia 2018: Still wanna move to Australia

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  2. 18 hours ago
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  3. 18 hours ago

    What are you supposed to do in first class? I forgot.

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  4. 18 hours ago

    Literally in the first row of this plane and this lady asks me what seat I am... and I started laughing... like it’s row one... I’m not a math wizard either but I can figure out row one...

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  5. 18 hours ago

    Nothing cooler than looking kinda trashy in sweat pants in first class... “yeah I don’t deserve to be here but here we are”

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  6. 20 hours ago

    Feels a little out of control ordering non-stop mimosas at roughly 7pm but... im still on Easter brunch

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  7. 20 hours ago

    Giving up working out on a good body and deciding to focus on having a better personality for the summer

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  8. 20 hours ago

    The more they keep pushing this flight back, the more mimosas I’ll have

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  9. 21 hours ago

    Note to future relationship me... never tell your girl to “calm herself” ✍🏻

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  10. 21 hours ago

    This dude just told her gf (who is perfectly calm) to calm herself while they having a low key argument in the Sky Club... awkward... *sips mimosas*

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  11. 22 hours ago

    I mean... he hasn’t scored that many so options are limited

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  12. Apr 4

    Delayyyyyyyed

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  13. Apr 1
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  14. Apr 1

    Confession: I never read the safety information card on planes

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  15. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    IS THIS YOUR CINDERELLA?

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  16. Apr 1

    Been waiting all year to tweet at blue check mark folk that it’s my birthday... Please RT omg thank you so much... wow that RT from someone who doesn’t care about me made my whole day ♥️

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    Mar 31
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  18. Mar 31

    There is no America in Heaven... 🤦🏼‍♂️ so this whole love God and country thing is going to be hard for some folks...

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  19. Mar 31
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  20. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    Hangovers are like receipts for bad decisions

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