Dear @TeamYouTube please please PLEASE remonetize my channel already. I’ve meet your criteria and then some 

Lol we don’t care if you reach a 1,000,000 subscribers you aren’t getting paid!
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Lol we don’t care if you reach a 1,000,000 subscribers you aren’t getting paid!