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Matt Poldberg
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Full-time digital marketer. Part-time photographer. Love surfing and bodyboarding, going to concerts, watching movies and Big Brother. he/him/his
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Lin-Manuel Miranda didn’t have to go so hard at Peggy Schuyler in #Hamilton
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I wanted to get a milkshake today and asked the McDonald's drive thru what flavor the Grimace shake was and she just responded "Grimace."
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I don't want to spend all day mocking No Labels but they're forcing me to
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Name a famous historic battle.
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When you see a product with a “Woman Founded Company” logo on the packaging, that means the company is NOT “Woman Owned” anymore, right?
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baby gronk has committed war crimes in the balkans
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I knew something dark was coming after Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk a few days ago
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This kid’s dad has DM’d LITERALLY every single professional sports account I’ve ever worked on 10+ times. Sometimes hundreds. Sports Illustrated, XFL, Barstool begging to be posted.
It’s the saddest case of vicariously living through a kid I’ve ever seen. Hope it works out. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
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ad infinitum
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A recent survey of Princeton seniors found that just 3 percent of "leftist" students are afraid to share their views, compared with 64 percent of those who identify as "very" conservative. dailyprincetonian.com/article/2023/0
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Hell yes I’m so cool twitter.com/winterpard/sta…
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What’s your favorite type of dog to see in the passenger seat of a car next to you while sitting in traffic?
“enhanced work requirements for food aid” is such a sick sentence I don’t even know where to start
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As a school child in the 60s and 70s I also learned about LGBTQ people. We had a playground game where whoever caught a ball got tackled and pummeled until they gave it up, called "smear the queer." We learned that the worst name to be called was "cocksucker."
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Quite often I’m in my own bubble, living my life… not watching the news, not talking to friends about world issues or what’s happening in the world.
This more recent LGBTQ ideology being pushed into schools and upon young children is one of the most insane things I think 1/4
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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an “Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order” sign, just “Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
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omg the t-shirt store spam bot replies in this thread are out of control
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nbd but @BusyPhilipps just posted a pic of herself wearing a shirt that is MY TWEET & I have questions!!! like BUSY WHERE DID YOU GET IT because I’m a struggling Brooklyn comedian mom of 2 and I want to get in on that shit!!!!! Also it’s my bday lmao
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How can you still believe in God in the same year that Henry Kissinger turns 100??
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This type of scam is going to see a surge in victims as Netflix rolls out their new household sharing policy
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A heart transplant recipient was arrested after a dispute with a neighbor over WiFi. Jail officials refused to let him take his transplant medication for two days. He’d waited 12 years for a heart. His body rejected the heart, and he died.
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I clicked a financing ad on Instagram once and it made all of my ads super annoying until I went to some surfing pages and clicked around a bunch
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Do you ever end up with such annoying ads that you start to click on other types of companies ads so you hope they replace the annoying ones?
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15 episodes is basically 10 seasons in the UK
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HBO Max becomes The Max tomorrow
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HBO Max becomes Max tomorrow twitter.com/bykitstone/sta…
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“It’s just a catastrophe. This is the fastest-growing group of people who are homeless.” -
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Has anyone fighting against raising the minimum wage by saying that it will result in spiral of raising prices ever denied a salary increase for themselves on that same principle?
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how long do I have to play the new Zelda before I start to have a good time? #TEARSOFTHEKINGDOM
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Who else is going tonight? 🔥🔥
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LA TONIGHT. EL REY. LAST SHOW. LETS SELL HER OUT
FINAL TICKETS:
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The new #gBraid parameter is coming to #GoogleAds for everyone by the end of June. You can also request early access sooner (or opt out). I wonder if this is due to GA4 adoption issues? #ppcchat
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A reply thread full of Wikipedia screenshots for things that started in 2007 and captions of “🤔” and “concerning”
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"The U.S. birth rate has fallen by 20% since 2007. This decline cannot be explained by demographic, economic, or policy changes."
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
While the exact drivers of the decline are open for debate, researchers have proposed many “demographic, economic, or policy” explanations, including greater access to birth control & contraception, the 2008 recession, migration, and women pursuing education.
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