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  1. Pinned Tweet
    6 Nov 2018

    I AM MAKING AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. WHEN I TELL OFFENSIVE JOKES, IT IS WITH THE INTENTION OF MAKING FRIENDS LAUGH. IT IS "NEVER" MY INTENT TO CAUSE HARASSMENT, ALARM, OR DISTRESS.

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  2. 15 hours ago
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  3. 16 hours ago

    I am going to go out of my way to use Domain Driven Design, now. This is who I am.

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  4. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    Hi guys, A quick reminder that my friend still needs hep getting away from an abusive home. Anything you can spare would be really wonderful.

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  5. 16 hours ago

    Anchovy is the bacon of the sea.

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  6. Retweeted
    19 hours ago
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    sweetcorn and anchovy pizza ftw

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  7. 16 hours ago
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  8. 17 hours ago

    Hurr bubs sperging about cars again

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  9. 17 hours ago
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  10. 18 hours ago

    I have a feeling I was told a slight lie on signing up for my new GP. There's an opt-out for sharing my data with the local hospital. I sign opt-outs as a rule, but asked "What would happen if I went in with a heart attack?" "They wouldn't be able to access your data". 🤔🤔

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  11. 19 hours ago

    There's a small spot a quarter inch above my left ear. That doesn't hurt.

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  12. Jan 4

    Giving my elation A little something to relax All the others indecisions Will make me go mad There's no time to hear the arguments Or simply close my eyes I believe this confrontation Deserves my full attention

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  13. Jan 4

    The Founders were beaten when Section 31 gave them psoriasis.

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  14. Jan 3

    Major plot issue with Enterprise. Series 2 is set in 2152. Archer compliments Reed on England winning the World Cup. BUT 2152 WILL BE A EUROS YEAR, NOT A WORLD CUP YEAR.

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  15. Jan 3

    There may be other examples. But nothing newer than 2005, when Star Trek ended with Enterprise's "These Are the Voyages..."

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  16. Jan 3

    Swearing in Trek: DS9 O'Brien: "Bollocks!" Enterprise: Archer: "I said you're an ugly bastard!" Trip: "Son of a bitch. He did it" Generations: Data: "Oh shit!"

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  17. Jan 3

    Imagine: The iPhone X of gaming, Fallout 76. The Fallout 76 of mobile phones, the iPhone X. We will release the same old shit as always. We'll take some shit away. We'll charge more. And you'll fucking like it, you degenerates. This idea is perfect.

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  18. Jan 3

    With Apple suffering from a chronic lack of innovation and uninspired leadership, I propose a solution: Tim Cook resigns, and takes up a role as director at Bethesda. With Todd Howard being freed up to come across, and join up with Apple.

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  19. Jan 3

    Wouldn't divorce be a less "murdering someone" kinda way of resolving this situation?

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  20. Jan 3

    Wait, so they're going to try and get this woman off a murder charge because the hubby was a bastard to her verbally, and cheated on her? "I killed him with a hammer. I hit him lots of times... If I can't have him, no-one can." I'm confused.

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    What the hell, promoted tweets?

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