So @NotRollergirl I feel like everyone who spends their Valentines with us at @GuildfordBooks needs a treat. I’m thinking I’ll bring some sweet treats for our audience. Krispy Kremes? Or chocolates? What would be best? https://eventbrite.com/e/514032644477
Stop commenting "Who?" under posts or stories about famous people you haven't heard of. Being ignorant of something isn't the flex you think it is you tiresome dullard.
A BARGAIN from one of my very favourite bookshops - a limited edition signed copy! If you have a love-hate relationship with your job, your boss, or with jokes about pegging...this is for you.
Saturday Sale!
I have five copies of Careering, SIGNED by @NotRollergirl
I am selling them for just £9 each!
It's available HERE.
https://bit.ly/3IlUhOx#BGBSaturdaySale
Further Reading: Introducing Limelight - and here's how you can win the chance to become a guest on You're Booked! https://furtherreading.substack.com/p/introducing-limelight-and-heres-how?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=auto_share&r=1413…
Good morning, welcome to the 26th day of your life on planet January. Welcome to the land of greysoup, where porridge is king. You have a long way to go before you can dance in the the land of the daffodils, the bluebells are sleeping, read books, write poems, but first make tea
If I wasn’t self-employed I’d have put in a formal complaint about my boss by now…I’ve never had a boss as tough on me as me.
Freelancers - why do we treat ourselves like dirt?
Coming on 1 June with @BooksSphere - LIMELIGHT - a story of sisterhood, sexuality and self esteem.
Pre-order in hardback from @bookshop_org_UK and you could win the chance to be our guest on @YBookedhttps://uk.bookshop.org/books/limelight-9781408725610/9781408725597…
A former bully came to one of my shows and was really going for it with the 'so great to see you again', and I genuinely don't think he recalled that our main previous interaction was him smashing my head against a boiler and yelling 'gutted!' https://twitter.com/chorizamay/status/1617917241395408896…
Ate 3 raw pork sausages to avoid a dinner party. Didn't get ill and turns out I love the taste. Now I spread it on toast like it's pâté, not been ill once.
Top 10 novels about office jobs | Caroline Corcoran https://theguardian.com/books/2023/jan/25/top-10-novels-about-office-jobs?CMP=twt_books_b-gdnbooks…
I'm seven months sober from alcohol. I don't smoke. I don't take drugs. But I just spilled a load of salt on the kitchen counter and I'm dabbing at it with a moistened finger, like Scarface.
One of my greatest achievements was my arse doctor saying my colonoscopy preparation was the best he'd seen. Said it was like a flume at a lesuire centre.
designed to show upcoming writers what it takes to put together creative works in the exciting world of publishing. Places are limited and it starts soon - so get on it!
Details here: https://margatebookie.com/events-projects/new-publishers/…
Good morning from Central Park!!! I LOVE to bird in the rain. There is a stillness&calm that takes over with so few people out&it allows one to fully be present to absorb the beauty of nature's gifts, like these Hooded Mergansers. *This male didn't impress this female!* 😆
I am a GROWN UP SEXY LADY doing SOPHISTICATED INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL on the Eurostar. A GROWN UP SEXY LADY who prepared to disembark and found THE NORMAL AMOUNT OF CRISPS inside her headphones.