The sooner your waiter at waffle house dropped out of school the better your food gonna be 
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If the waffle house cook don't got at least three tear drops I don't want any part of the food
If my Waffle House waitress never tried to kill a coworker I don't even want it
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If nobody's ever been arrested for meth possession at the waffle house it's gonna be garbage
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If there's no waiters sitting on the curb smoking a cigarette at the Waffle House when you get there you might as well leave
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