Not Bill Walton on Twitter: "I need a new phone. Galaxy Note 7 blows up, iPhone has no headphone jack. This is like choosing between Trump or Clinton. I lose either way!"

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1. carol wagner‏ @carolmwagner 19 Sep 2016
  Replying to @NotBillWalton
  
  @pop2921 Hahaha
  
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1. J King‏ @jayking88 21 Sep 2016
  Replying to @NotBillWalton
  
  S7 Edge.
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1. Patrick‏ @Sh00pDaWh00p 20 Sep 2016
  Replying to @NotBillWalton
  
  go independent with unlocked Moto G, no contract!
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1. HeCareth ‏ @HeCareth 19 Sep 2016
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  wait till 10/4 when Google announces the Pixel Phone
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1. Legal Farid ‏ @FaridTheDeafGuy 19 Sep 2016
  Replying to @NotBillWalton
  
  wait for the note 7 to re-released? It an issue that can be fixed. But the election, we pretty much screwed tho lok
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1. Robert Bruce‏ @diffiq 19 Sep 2016
  Replying to @NotBillWalton
  
  I like the old rotary phone myself.
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1. Scott Rabideau‏ @luciddre4m 19 Sep 2016
  Replying to @NotBillWalton
  
  @NFL_Memes Go with @oneplus my friend.
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1. Landa Walker‏ @walker828 19 Sep 2016
  Replying to @NotBillWalton
  
  iPhone 7 has an jack
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1. InFaMouS KP® ‏ @KP6FIVE 19 Sep 2016
  Replying to @NotBillWalton
  
  wait for the Note 7s it should be out soon. Note 7 is hands down the best phone out!
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1. Max Power‏ @LoveFist88 19 Sep 2016
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  damn!pic.twitter.com/Ebye97Q7Nt
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1. Months&months&months‏ @reallynotdonald 19 Sep 2016
  Replying to @NotBillWalton
  
  apt analogy. No headphone jack is annoying. Blowing up can/will actually hurt you. The rational choice seems obvious to me.
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1. dayo‏ @BlackWilHunting 19 Sep 2016
  Replying to @NotBillWalton
  
  always go with iPhone like always vote democrat
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1. Tron Javolta‏ @EricEricCamCam 19 Sep 2016
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  S7 Edge is OP man. I like mine at least
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1. Morgan Thorp‏ @thefirefly16 19 Sep 2016
  Replying to @NotBillWalton
  
  Nah, you actually have a viable third choice in the phone market, the LG V20 goes on sale on October 21.
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1. Brendan‏ @brendanprice13 19 Sep 2016
  Replying to @NotBillWalton
  
  wireless headphones
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