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    1. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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      Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome je proslijedio/a tweet korisnika/ce41 Strange

      Pictured: One of the most dangerous creatures on earth. Regularly chew on crocodiles while teething (and the crocs let them, because otherwise mom will eat them). Pictured: Danger Mlem. I love them so much.https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1169281731473461248 …

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      41 Strange @41Strange
      Baby Hippo sticks his tongue out pic.twitter.com/Jn4caqs7tr
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      Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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      I was being quite literal, by the way. They use Nile Crocodiles as chew toys.pic.twitter.com/UFrxLx02yL

      06:13 - 5. ruj 2019.
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        2. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          Because this is mom. Mom is being chewed on by lions and doesn't give a fuck.pic.twitter.com/0e1CdU5flC

          26 replies 534 proslijeđena tweeta 3.779 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        3. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          Fun fact; hippos (even in water) are too heavy to swim. So instead they bounce. Boing. Boing. Sounds cute, right? This is what it looks like when they bounce chase a boat.pic.twitter.com/BtQJO3aMYN

          328 proslijeđenih tweetova 2.819 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        4. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          Their teeth are like three feet long, jagged, and powered by jaws that just don't give a fuck and will break you in half.pic.twitter.com/fp0vOdiIbS

          10 replies 128 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.920 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        5. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          They mark their territory by spinning their tails really fast, and then SHITTING INTO THEIR TAILS. SO THEY SPREAD IT AS FAR AS POSSIBLE. EVERY SINGLE DAY THE SHIT HITS THE FAN.pic.twitter.com/7gCii8Qh2i

          20 replies 248 proslijeđenih tweetova 2.253 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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        6. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          Also, this is just weird biology - it's almost goddamn impossible to neuter a hippo for captivity, because their testicles are not only internal, they'll migrate around inside their body to avoid being removed. http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/inkfish/2013/12/23/why-its-nearly-impossible-to-castrate-a-hippo/#.XXEMXChKiUk …pic.twitter.com/gPqJpjHcH0

          27 replies 404 proslijeđena tweeta 2.732 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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        7. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          They're huge, fast, unpredictable, highly territorial, and desperately want to destroy your boat just because it's there. We're all on the same page about them being dangerous, yes?pic.twitter.com/9D9IhZCqFE

          7 replies 139 proslijeđenih tweetova 2.014 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        8. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          In 1910, the US government almost filled the Mississippi delta with Hippos. To hunt for meat (we had a meat shortage), and to eat water hyacinth (an invasive species). They called it "Lake Bacon." https://www.wired.com/2013/12/hippopotamus-ranching/ …pic.twitter.com/4NuKJZalAz

          286 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.759 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        9. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          This man - Frederick Russell Burnham, a man who was likely inspiration both for Indiana Jones and the general aesthetics/mentality of the Boy Scouts, was an expert witness before congress. The "most complete human being who ever lived." (also colonial shithead, "savage" fighter)pic.twitter.com/Pe4mbpIy5z

          8 replies 68 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.350 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        10. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          He was the biggest advocate of the plan, along with a gulf senator who was pushing it. He was friends with Teddy Roosevelt, who gave him and his plan “his hearty approval and promise of cooperation.” The New York Times called the plan “practical and timely.” Hippos. Practical.pic.twitter.com/rIuGBZgIEl

          80 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.645 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        11. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          We almost filled every swamp and river in the Eastern US with 1.5 ton murderous ornery bulletproof amphibious assault cows. Just breathe that in for a second.pic.twitter.com/vBVeKflzhc

          37 replies 569 proslijeđenih tweetova 3.150 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        12. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          I say almost - but this was a crazy plan, right? It's not like it had a chance of succeeding? 61st Cong. 2nd sess. H.R. 23261, also known as the Hippo Bill. It... it almost happened guys.pic.twitter.com/htQi55EozJ

          6 replies 99 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.421 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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        13. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          Newspaper headlines at the time were WILD. "Hippopotamus meat is expected to humble the beef trust." "Big beasts will aid navigation as they feed." Aid. Navigation. https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83030214/1910-04-17/ed-1/seq-60/?loclr=blogser …pic.twitter.com/IjzBmZQheP

          7 replies 84 proslijeđena tweeta 1.397 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        14. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          "Hippo steak?" "There is small doubt that a hippopotamus is bulky and that a little of him would go a long way gastronomically." YOU FUCKIN THINK BRUV? This article (with some racist shit, 1910 after all) suggests we could just eat alligators instead. https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83045433/1910-04-30/ed-1/seq-6/#words=hippopotamus …pic.twitter.com/4JyXxGsGOc

          60 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.072 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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        15. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          (the biggest problem the post had with them was thinking hippo meat was icky.)pic.twitter.com/4THnlW1VQW

          5 replies 39 proslijeđenih tweetova 910 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        16. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          "How will you have your hippo?" PROBABLY AT 40 MPH, STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HULL OF YOUR BOAT. Remember that hunter from earlier? "The hippo can be easily domesticated. It is as gentle as a lamb in all the zoos." THESE MOTHERFUCKERS SCARE RHINOS. https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn85042373/1910-05-14/ed-1/seq-7/#words=hippopotamus …pic.twitter.com/qwHb6Iuz0v

          13 replies 370 proslijeđenih tweetova 2.950 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        17. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          "Relief From Africa!" RELIEF. "All we have to do to be saved from vegetarianism is to cultivate a taste for hippopotamus, rhinoceros..." SAVED. BY HIPPOPOTAMUS. THIS MOTHERFUCKER. AGAIN, THEIR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS THEY DON'T THINK IT'LL TASTE GOOD. https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn87082863/1910-03-31/ed-1/seq-2/#words=hippopotamus+agriculture …pic.twitter.com/8Qa1MHiO1g

          12 replies 145 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.778 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        18. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          This great white hunter, by the way, suggested that Zebra could be easily domesticated for food by the white man, despite the fact that 6000 years of agriculture hadn't succeeded in domesticating the *notoriously dangerous* Zebra. They chase and kill their own predators.pic.twitter.com/Ol7B8grtxq

          16 replies 209 proslijeđenih tweetova 2.178 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        19. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          "African Animals Useful in America" YEAH, IF YOU NEED AN ASSISTED SUICIDE PROGRAM. These VEGETARIAN motherfuckers kill & eat Crocodiles, who I remind you ARE ARMORED DINOSAURS WITH RAZOR MOUTHS, despite them posing no threat to hippos, BECAUSE THEY CAN. https://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn85058398/1910-03-25/ed-1/seq-5/#words=Hippopotamus%2BBroussard%2BBurnham%2BDuquesne%2BAfrica …pic.twitter.com/MOpDb8RAQs

          13 replies 229 proslijeđenih tweetova 2.072 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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        20. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          Christ, guys. I fucking love history. If you like the premise of this thread, can I recommend @gaileyfrey's fantastic River of Teeth, an alternate history novella where this vote went the other way? And while I'm at it, follow @iAmTheWarax, a noted hippo appreciator. /threadpic.twitter.com/QAj0njQlqZ

          19 replies 163 proslijeđena tweeta 2.317 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        21. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          PS - OH GOD I ALMOST FORGOT thank you @tunkaipoh for reminding me. Pablo Escobar imported like four hippos for his private zoo in Columbia. And now... they're just free. Inbred cocaine hippos are just all the fuck over now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCVHBgtV6uI …

          14 replies 283 proslijeđena tweeta 2.087 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        22. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          FOUR. He had FOUR. There are at least 50 now. They're in the rivers there. They have no predators. They eat EVERYTHING. They come into town, block roads, fuck up cars. They can't keep them penned up (they break out), so they just feed them and hope they'll stay for the food.pic.twitter.com/MSG1lsYvDk

          7 replies 138 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.543 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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        23. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          By the way if a hippo charges you run zig zag, they can charge at 20mph but they don't corner well. I don't know if you'll need it, but if you do, I just saved your life. Cheers. /end for real.pic.twitter.com/yF7JcLkCR1

          29 replies 237 proslijeđenih tweetova 2.104 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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        24. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          I don't know why this is getting traction on #Française late-night Twitter, mais Bonsoir! Maitenant, va au lit, il est 2AM.

          10 replies 22 proslijeđena tweeta 1.099 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        25. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 5. ruj 2019.
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          Minor update, but thanks to @AutisticCosplay, I now know what a hippo's skull looks like, AND JESUS CHRIST. HOW METAL CAN ONE ANIMAL BE?pic.twitter.com/BGRMCnnfZB

          30 replies 264 proslijeđena tweeta 1.897 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        26. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 6. ruj 2019.
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          This thread is doing some numbers but I don't have a soundcloud so: - Check this disclaimer thread before you follow me, don't want to waste anyone's time https://twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1169952497063956480 … - Unions work - Impeachment now - Donate to #TransCrowdFund - Here is my cat she's awful I love herpic.twitter.com/G6e1u8Px9u

          21 reply 54 proslijeđena tweeta 1.562 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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        27. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 6. ruj 2019.
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          And while breaking desktop twitter (that can happen?!), if you're a gamer & like #DnD5e #ActualPlay #Podcasts, go follow @FlintlocksDnD and yell at Jason to throw a hippo or two at the party. (You're welcome @Wysiwyg88, @elliethesparrow, @RobbieBellekom) https://twitter.com/FlintlocksDnD/status/1167782209736060928 …pic.twitter.com/Pom0iNBzTh

          6 replies 8 proslijeđenih tweetova 169 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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        28. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 6. ruj 2019.
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          Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome je proslijedio/a tweet korisnika/ceDo not Thump the Book of G'Nome

          Gotta mute this now, because it's making my beefy gaming desktop load websites weird to keep the notifications on, but cheers everyone. Some food for thought:https://mobile.twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1170003337967632385 …

          Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome je dodan/na,

          Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome @NomeDaBarbarian
          500k people at time of writing have seen me yell about something, and not one person has questioned my (lack of) professional expertise or been shitty to me. Because that only happens to women and PoC who have the nerve to be experts in something. https://mobile.twitter.com/NomeDaBarbarian/status/1169598786777169921 …
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          11 replies 15 proslijeđenih tweetova 304 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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        29. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 6. ruj 2019.
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          Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome je proslijedio/a tweet korisnika/ceErin Biba

          I've learned a few new things since posting this (hippo highways, or that their sweat is red and thick and is combination antibacterial and sunscreen), but the best addition comes from @erinbibahttps://mobile.twitter.com/erinbiba/status/1170188870736121856 …

          Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome je dodan/na,

          Erin BibaOvjeren akaunt @erinbiba
          @NomeDaBarbarian hi I found this and I think it needs to be added to your thread and also I fact checked it and it's true. pic.twitter.com/FTXi6XU10O
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          14 replies 24 proslijeđena tweeta 271 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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        30. Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome‏ @NomeDaBarbarian 9. ruj 2019.
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          Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome je proslijedio/a tweet korisnika/ceThe Warax.  🦛 💨

          I PROMISE YOU. HE'S SEEN IT. STOP TAGGING HIM.https://mobile.twitter.com/iAmTheWarax/status/1171055962607800321 …

          Do not Thump the Book of G'Nome je dodan/na,

          The Warax.  🦛 💨 @iAmTheWarax
          Odgovor korisniku/ci @NomeDaBarbarian
          YYYYYEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW pic.twitter.com/L1bpnJh7LG
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