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John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte

Who'd be the villain in a movie about a president hoping to increase his power by enticing young children to make a harrowing journey alone?

3:30 PM · Jul 8, 2014

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The Republicans who won't give that president more power.

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@yodaveholstein

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according to most polls, that would be congress

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That's a silly question. The answer is obviously Bush.

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I'd name him "Maraca Kabob." And he'd have prominent ears, and talk with a lisp, and wears something resembling Google Glass.

Rebecca Schoenkopf, @editrix@wonkodon.com

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why wont obummer stop luring all the children here? :(

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@THE_DAILY_BLEAT

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The guy who played Satan in that thing last year,

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@vintagegoddess

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this is a political satire account, right?

@AxialEquatorial

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But he would be a Democrat party hero. The kids that survive are undocumented, future Democrats.

Luscious Dick Tacoma

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Andrew Jackson already did this.

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