Mad with power from successful daylight savings implementation, governments increasingly manipulate time as symbolic displays of omnipotence. They invert day and night, make clocks tick backwards, for an entire month it's 2 pm
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Replying to @ctrlcreep
People are forced to obey different time zones based on their age, social security number, music tastes; unique cultures develop, cross-time-zone communication becomes taboo. Ultimate punishment for criminals is to be banished to the 25th time zone.
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Replying to @CurlOfGradient @ctrlcreep
Time anarchists break out of timezones and form their own microtimezones. Marxists declare a universal time zone and launch worldwide coordinated efforts to wake everyone up at 6am. Timists prove their own timezone is the only reasonable setting, but don't want it overused.
3:06 PM - 20 Dec 2017
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