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I don’t need anything else. No more makeup, candles or perfume. I just need him. Gimme him. twitter.com/TheWoofWorld/s
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Watching Reviews for Rings of Power, I'm so disappointed it was neither a soap, nor a Tolkien Answer to Too Many Cooks
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“It has forever been thus: So long as we write what we think, then all of the other freedoms - all of them - may remain intact. And it is then that writing becomes a weapon of truth, an article of faith, an act of courage.”
AS I KNEW HIM: My Dad Rod Serling
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I confess. I'm a crossover whore.
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Good morning, frens. 😊
I've written a song about tortillas.
Actually, it's more of a rap.
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Two points: Same could be said for comedy, tho if the laugh hits, no one complains that funny didn't serve the story. Also, Christians need to reread the book of Judges, Esther, and Song of Songs, then tell me again about "excessive" and "unnecessary" instances of sex in story.
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Nudity and sex in entertainment mediums is creepy and pervy more often than it actually serves the story
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Will need a lot of pizza👀
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Back in 2001, director Spike Lee popularized (invented?) the term "Magical Negro," a storytelling trope whereby a black character, imbued with special insight or mystical powers, comes to the aid of white characters. Since then, this trope has widely come to be considered 1/? 🧵
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Jill Valentine // Resident Evil 3 Remake 📸
#JillValentine #VPGamersUK #VirtualPhotography #ResidentEvil #RE3Make #RE3 #ResidentEvil3
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When she's happy, I'm happy. ❤️😍🥰
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Example why Grammar Matters.
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Join @SDSheriff @SDSOVista for a Guns For Gift Cards event on Sunday, August 28 from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the Vista Traffic Court Parking Lot (325 S Melrose Drive) in @cityofvista. Get a gift card for an unwanted gun. For more info, visit: bit.ly/3QTrbu2. @OceansidePD
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Cosplayer Annie Graves as my girl! She goin' hard!
You want STARS?! I'll GIVE you STARS!!
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You think I don't know how to fuck you up!?" PEAK JILL VALENTINE REACHED. 
Special thanks to @shawngo_fett (on IG) who not only engineered and built this 9 ft FINGer Railgun out of PVC, EVA foam, and pink insulation foam, but also took these badass images of me with it!
Special thanks to @shawngo_fett (on IG) who not only engineered and built this 9 ft FINGer Railgun out of PVC, EVA foam, and pink insulation foam, but also took these badass images of me with it! Show this thread
Even as the Visible Light Spectrum is a subset of Total Light, Art is a subset of Total Speech. I will always defend Speech to make certain Art is preserved.
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I'm not saying this project could use polish, I'm just saying the next hire should have expirience in shoe shining.
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SCIENCE!!
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Mercury is so dense an iron anvil floats in it.
Credit: Cody'sLab
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So. Damn. Cool.
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Most universally panned: Troll 2
Personal worst? (Raimi's) Spider-Man 3, Matrix Sequels, Mummy 3
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Settle this for me. What is the worst sequel to a movie?
I totally heard that in his voice. :)
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Here's what you're gonna to do. You're gonna sit on your desk and create art. Don't watch memes, don't play games and don't open tiktok. You can listen to music if you want to. You're gonna finish what you started and you're gonna post it. Understand?
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