I think flowery writing styles are inherently polarizing. If you're primed to believe the thesis, the writing sounds like poetry. If you're primed to disagree, it sounds like schlock.
Replying to @amatueradult
You will notice that I almost never attempt this style. 
2:22 PM - 31 Oct 2018
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