Bolsonaro. That coif is made for a Medieval lord of the sword. Duterte is more an unkept 1980s reactionary paramilitant with a battle-won cocaine habit who flies back to the 15th Century in a B52 loaded with nukes & Hiroshimas the whole kingdom while trying to kill a pot smoker.
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Idk let them have a sword fight and then use the sword to kill the winner.
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Duterte was a marine.
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Whichever one of them pulls a gun first. (They’ll both try it.)
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The people of the Philippines and/or Brazil.
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*Just show me the corpses
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We would. There’d be at least one less of them.
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We already know Bolsonaro can take a good stabbing so I'd go with him.
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The viewing public?
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You realize there's an entire Filipino martial art dedicated to knife fighting, right? ;)
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Seems like Bolsonaro is immune to being stabbed.
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Does Duterte have a bag of feces attached to his body?
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Shouldn’t this have been posted from the
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An option where they both off each other would probably be the victor here...
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Not appropriate question for neoliberal tsar!
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I don’t know who’d win, but can we add a few more brackets and include others in the tournament?
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This is the content I crave. Thank you.
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Neither, they are both too chicken to do anything but tweet and taunt each other on video
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