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Bloomberg Opinion writer. Elected "top neoliberal shill" of 2018. Occasionally posts anime gifs.

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    Noah Smith‏Verified account @Noahpinion Oct 27

    How is it that I'm in a New York airport and I can't find a bagel shop?

    7:41 AM - 27 Oct 2018
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      2. Laura, BRD‏ @LiglyCnsrvatari Oct 27
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        The diversity you relish results often in a lowest common denominator blended so as not to put-off anyone, rather than to please myriad palates. You've got to hunt down the good bagels even outside the airport. Most are absolute garbage that belong flushed down the toilet.

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      3. Noah Smith‏Verified account @Noahpinion Oct 27
        Replying to @LiglyCnsrvatari

        In fact, NYC itself has tons of great bagel places. Crappy airport planning does not result from diversity; claiming that it does makes my head explode. That is silly. You think Narita airport has good Japanese food? Nope.

        3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. Laura, BRD‏ @LiglyCnsrvatari Oct 27
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        I'd hoped it was clear my focus wasn't on the airport. I assumed you were joking as well in assuming airport food would somehow be representative of the actual food available in the city beyond, and was addressing that. There are a lot of great bagel places, but not enough!!!

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      2. KyleLowryforMVP Whale  🐳‏ @the_real_JonCon Oct 27
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        But all the elderly white voters are racist for missing their local Polish butcher right?

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      3. Noah Smith‏Verified account @Noahpinion Oct 27
        Replying to @the_real_JonCon

        I went to a great Polish butcher when I lived in Queens!

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      4. KyleLowryforMVP Whale  🐳‏ @the_real_JonCon Oct 27
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        1/2 They certainly exist! But there has to be some nuance about what is attributed to racism. Boomer and elderly nostalgia for when their cultural products were more widely available is not. And even in Toronto people are representing this attitude as racist.

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      2. Drew Palmer‏ @DrewPalmer92 Oct 27
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        LaGuardia?

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      3. Noah Smith‏Verified account @Noahpinion Oct 27
        Replying to @DrewPalmer92

        JFK

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      4. Lee Seltzer‏ @simplee_bubblin Oct 27
        Replying to @Noahpinion @DrewPalmer92

        JFK is the worlds worst airport so not surprising, it’s only competition on this front is Newark

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Fiftyshots‏ @FiftyShots Oct 27
        Replying to @simplee_bubblin @Noahpinion @DrewPalmer92

        Nah, Newark is 10x worse.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Lee Seltzer‏ @simplee_bubblin Oct 27
        Replying to @FiftyShots @Noahpinion @DrewPalmer92

        I actually tend to agree with you but I do think we’re in the minority

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      2. Mauricio Rodríguez G‏ @Majarogo Oct 27
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        I would not recommend airport bagels

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      3. James Liu‏ @cffspns Oct 27
        Replying to @Majarogo @Noahpinion

        I would not recommend New York airport anythings.

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      2. Rude Terrible Tyler‏ @tyler_coulson Oct 27
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        Because his mother IS the doctor? I don’t know.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. E.S. Rat-King‏ @chumunculus Oct 27
        Replying to @tyler_coulson @Noahpinion

        Because when he was stranded on an island, he thought he was eating albatross

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Rude Terrible Tyler‏ @tyler_coulson Oct 27
        Replying to @chumunculus @Noahpinion

        I dont get it. But if he....oh my. I get it now.

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      1. Scott Philips‏ @ScottCPhilips Oct 27
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        It's an attempt to make the NY airport experience just a bit more frustrating.

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      2. Stephen Williamson‏ @1954swilliamson Oct 27
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        You're in the airport.

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      1. Gerald H Mander‏ @bleeker185 Oct 27
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        NY airports are horrible for food.

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