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Bloomberg Opinion writer. Elected "top neoliberal shill" of 2018. Occasionally posts anime gifs.

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    Noah Smith‏Verified account @Noahpinion Oct 17

    Has every single person in American politics forgotten Evil Overlord Rule #34???

    6:51 PM - 17 Oct 2018
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    • BandanaChris ☮️ Old Fart at Play in the Blue Wave j e r _ v The Perilous Deer Mɑɾisɑ 🌎 Joseph Karnilowicz StuckInTheMiddle Hoolyabeck Ben Robbins
    13 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
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      2. Paul Briggs‏ @paulproofreader Oct 17
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        "I will not turn into a snake. It never helps."

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Noah Smith‏Verified account @Noahpinion Oct 17
        Replying to @paulproofreader

        There we go

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
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      2. David j‏ @David_Jorgonson Oct 17
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        Trump seems to be implementing rule 69 http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html …https://www.vox.com/2018/8/30/17800410/trump-passport-birth-certificate-hispanic-denial-citizens …

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Noah Smith‏Verified account @Noahpinion Oct 17
        Replying to @David_Jorgonson

        Ugh. Fuck.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tyler‏ @Neurokeen Oct 17
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        I prefer not to mix politics and rule 34, thanks.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Turkey Baster Baby‏ @Exosynjii Oct 17
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        Is this a trick to get people to comment about their knowledge of rule #34?

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      1. Aaron S. Weber‏ @Short_epics Oct 17
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        If it exists, there's porn of it?

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      1. (((Barak)))‏ @ThunderJew1775 Oct 17
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        Most people don’t remember the Evil Overlord List and those that remain almost never know it by number. For those who don’t know “I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.”

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      1. Derek Ross‏ @wikiDerek Oct 17
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        No, but I can't help feeling that rule #65 is more generally applicable, not to mention fiendisher.

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      1. Hayek's Ghost‏ @FritzHayek Oct 17
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        Jesus, that is kind of a lot of rules. I always thought the point of being an Evil Overlord was that you didn't have to deal with any rules. Who makes the rules that the Evil Overlord has to follow? An even more evil overlord?

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      2. ssgslack‏ @ssgslack Oct 17
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        Please remind us.

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      3. Matthew‏ @Roland00Address Oct 17
        Replying to @ssgslack @Noahpinion

        Sometimes it is known as the Slytherin / Jafar rule.

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      1. Rupert Teapot‏ @RTeapot Oct 17
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        The sewage containment element of rule 65 is ringing pretty true, regarding the Oval Office.

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      1. Can I get some sleep now?‏ @CarynLonz Oct 17
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        Always bring an umbrella?

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      1. Iain Babeu‏ @BabeuIain Oct 17
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        Don't gloat? If you do gloat, don't leave the investigators to die slowly?

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      1. andy, Wealthy China-Americaperson‏ @BeingAndyChen Oct 17
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        is this about the pee tape?

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