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Bloomberg Opinion writer. Elected "top neoliberal shill" of 2018. Occasionally posts anime gifs.

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    Noah Smith‏Verified account @Noahpinion Oct 16

    Oh you have got to be f***ing kidding me.pic.twitter.com/1RtpOrbd3o

    9:07 AM - 16 Oct 2018
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      1. Noah Smith‏Verified account @Noahpinion Oct 16

        For those who are wondering: A) The ice that will raise sea levels when it melts is ON TOP OF LAND. Not floating! B) Floating ice does not reduce sea levels when it melts, because of Archimedes' principle. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archimedes%27_principle … Try melting an ice cube in a glass of water!

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      2. Alan Morse Davies‏ @AlanMorseDavies Oct 16
        Replying to @Noahpinion @AnnaMcDuff

        Most depressing thing I've seen here this year and I don't really need any extra help with that at the moment. That I have to read about their "reality" whilst they deny actual reality is just sickening. Thankfully it's a tiny minority of this planet that all live in the US.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Anna McDuff  👁‏ @AnnaMcDuff Oct 16
        Replying to @AlanMorseDavies @Noahpinion

        This is a rough year to be a thinking, feeling human being.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. Alan Morse Davies‏ @AlanMorseDavies Oct 16
        Replying to @AnnaMcDuff @Noahpinion

        Alan Morse Davies Retweeted The Dodo

        It is, you take the small things I think. This cheered me greatly.https://twitter.com/dodo/status/1052242516764815362?s=19 …

        Alan Morse Davies added,

        3:00
        The DodoVerified account @dodo
        This guy's been taking care of this rescued stork named Malena for 25 years ❤️ pic.twitter.com/JgUCU7yrNU
        2 replies 4 retweets 17 likes
      5. Anna McDuff  👁‏ @AnnaMcDuff Oct 16
        Replying to @AlanMorseDavies @Noahpinion

        That’s so sweet!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. 𝒪𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒶  🌹‏ @gurotesque Oct 16
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        Why do these people always think they’re smarter than people who literally spend their lives studying things like that

        4 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. Noah Salzman‏ @noahsalz Oct 16
        Replying to @gurotesque @Noahpinion

        https://www.newyorker.com/cartoon/a20630 

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. Vivek‏ @VivekxK Oct 16
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        In a culture that refuses to value or fund education, this is the outcome. A large swath of America doesn’t even possess the critical thinking skills required to know what’s wrong with that screenshot. So that’s the real problem - the tweet just amplifies it.

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      1. Dan Dufresne‏ @dandufresne Oct 16
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      1. William A Mitchell‏ @WAMitchell17 Oct 16
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        I think he stole this from that renowned climatologist, Rush Limbaugh.

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      1. Nicolas‏ @NicoTheCrypto Oct 16
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        He is kidding. Everyone knows that the excess water will eventually fall into the void anyway since the earth is flat

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      1. InVinoVeritas‏ @BJYLive Oct 16
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        Bill...is not a smart man.

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      1. His Triumphant Blackness: The Negro Subversive‏ @negrosubversive Oct 16
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        Did somebody change the density of water ice and not tell me? Is this another Trump initiative?

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      1. Aakash Pathak‏ @pathakaakash Oct 16
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      1. Dacaagedout‏ @dacaagedout Oct 16
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        Trumper's have some weird theories. I just had one tell me he doesn't believe in data because he doesn't need data to tell him what's what.

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      1. Michael Wiik‏ @mwiik Oct 16
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        Michael Wiik Retweeted David Simon

        Here's a fun responsehttps://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/1052023534237696000 …

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        David SimonVerified account @AoDespair
        I've often wondered what actual scientists think when look up from their work to glance over at whatever rando stumblefuck is wandering the internet, gibbering excitedly about the entire human future as if their memory of a tenth-grade chemistry quiz has girded them for the task. https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1051958103078526982 …
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      1. hugo‏ @WhereDidHugo Oct 16
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        we dead

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      1. Stephen Williamson‏ @1954swilliamson Oct 16
        Replying to @Noahpinion

        Probably all his teachers are dead or retired. Otherwise we should fire them for letting him graduate.

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      1. Bull Moose‏ @BullMooseFuture Oct 16
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        He is literally unaware of a continent.

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