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Bloomberg Opinion writer. Elected "top neoliberal shill" of 2018. Occasionally posts anime gifs.

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    Noah Smith‏Verified account @Noahpinion Oct 15

    Gorilla dads who help take care of the kids tend to have more kids: https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2018/10/male-gorillas-who-babysit-have-five-times-more-babies … via @alixabeth

    1:08 PM - 15 Oct 2018
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    • Nicholas H Wolfinger Restless dragon deprived of sufficient enrichment Timothy Huyer Jordan Perkins, BA/Hall Monitor Oshin Khachikian 🏳️‍🌈 and you, Brutus? Luis Alis・ルイス yung gweilo Dr Elizabeth Sacha Baroness Cohen
    5 replies 11 retweets 63 likes
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      2. Kevin Devereux‏ @kevin_devereux Oct 15
        Replying to @Noahpinion @alixabeth

        Gorilla dads, the new tiger moms.

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Noah Smith‏Verified account @Noahpinion Oct 15
        Replying to @kevin_devereux @alixabeth

        YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Skylar Drennen‏ @SkylarDrennen Oct 15
        Replying to @Noahpinion @alixabeth

        Incel gorillas are going to be shook by this finding.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Dr Elizabeth Sacha Baroness Cohen‏ @alixabeth Oct 15
        Replying to @SkylarDrennen @Noahpinion

        Gorilla Chads spend a lot of time lifting... baby gorillas.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Skylar Drennen‏ @SkylarDrennen Oct 15
        Replying to @alixabeth @Noahpinion

        I for one think all nice guy gorillas should be offered females to mate with for the stability of the society -- some idiot alt-right academic probably.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Dr Elizabeth Sacha Baroness Cohen‏ @alixabeth Oct 15
        Replying to @SkylarDrennen @Noahpinion

        Someone else busily pushes out al ill-conceived paper on gorilla robot sex.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Skylar Drennen‏ @SkylarDrennen Oct 15
        Replying to @alixabeth @Noahpinion

        * is legitimized by news organizations that are trying to give both sides a voice. Now 46% of the country strongly believes it to be true.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Aschleigh‏ @aschleigh Oct 15
        Replying to @Noahpinion @alixabeth

        Perhaps a lesson for humans

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      1. Protik Islam-Jakobsson‏ @ikitorp Oct 15
        Replying to @Noahpinion @alixabeth

        Protik Islam-Jakobsson Retweeted Piers Morgan

        If only @piersmorgan had read this first...https://mobile.twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1051707168490221568 …

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        Piers MorganVerified account @piersmorgan
        Oh 007.. not you as well?!!! #papoose #emasculatedBond pic.twitter.com/cqWiCRCFt3
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      2. Henry Kim‏ @h27kim Oct 15
        Replying to @Noahpinion @alixabeth

        and they are less likely to rise high in gorilla hierarchy, I imagine? boy, what messed up incentive system we have...

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