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@noahhoke

one amex swipe away from a mental breakdown in the middle of nordstrom

Boston, MA
Joined September 2018
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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    12 years later...

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    Mar 25

    Miley Cyrus says she'll dedicate her show in Brazil on Saturday to late Foo Fighters drummer Taylor Hawkins. "Love forever" 💓

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    Mar 16

    hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

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    Feb 27

    Just canceled my HBO subscription

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    Feb 27

    world is in debt 3 trillion? who tf do we owe thanos???

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    Feb 24

    when someone pronounces “mature” as “matour”

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  7. 31 Dec 2021

    you're a grown ass man living at your parent's house, eating their food and racking up their amex while i'm 20 years old with a full time job, getting my degree, nearing the end of my real estate license courses, AND paying my OWN way through my life...

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  8. 31 Dec 2021

    the day someone "puts me in my place" is the day that i die... LMFAOOOOO

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  9. 30 Dec 2021

    so close to finishing my courses and getting my real estate license 💪🏻💪🏻❤️

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  10. 27 Dec 2021

    "twitter for blackberry"

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    27 Dec 2021

    2022 looks like money & the gym

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    26 Dec 2021

    Don’t put anything pass anybody. They’ll do you like that

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    27 Dec 2021

    My roommate has Covid and I told my job and they said if I don’t have any symptoms come to work. Lol that’s how it’s spreading cause WHAT

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    27 Dec 2021

    in 2022 people will only be able to reach me through love

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    23 Dec 2021

    in . The member and House Ambassador is photographed for the January 2022 Special Editions of and in pieces from the Collection by Virgil Abloh.

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    23 Dec 2021

    i could never date someone who wasn’t efficient at the airport

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    23 Dec 2021

    “when was the first time you saw yourself in a book?” the DSM-5

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    22 Dec 2021

    The CDC recommends bringing me soup and giving me a little kiss to make sure I get better

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    23 Dec 2021

    “Why don’t you go cry about it” nice try idiot but I already did that

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    23 Dec 2021

    gay people don't celebrate christmas because they are too busy stuffing each other to stuff stockings

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