Pierce

@NoSkellingtons

I don't know nuffing about no skellingtons.

Cambridge
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Joined October 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    13 Apr 2014

    Carrie (2013): A highschool girl discovers she can use the force and makes zero Star Wars references.

    1 reply 7 retweets 26 likes
  2. Retweeted
    May 31

    "Daddy, why is the world a dystopian hellhole of constant flooding & intense heat?" "Well son, this woman had a private email server"

    117 replies 5,614 retweets 11,844 likes
  3. Retweeted
    May 28

    Remember in the 90s to get online you had to murder a robot each time, and it would scream and scream until its death powered your internet

    195 replies 14,226 retweets 33,778 likes
  4. Retweeted
    May 22

    "Who paid for you?" he whispered. But the old wall keeps her secrets.

    2,117 replies 169,889 retweets 404,048 likes
  5. Retweeted
    16 Sep 2015

    Sorry Mom

    1,013 replies 119,006 retweets 107,156 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 11

    i must go, my planet needs me

    1,248 replies 85,431 retweets 161,611 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 8

    [concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months

    610 replies 168,813 retweets 367,679 likes
  8. Retweeted
    12 Dec 2013

    most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

    319 replies 55,879 retweets 76,474 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 2

    RT if you didn't see a single meme of this lady

    🙌 for and her amazing crown that launched 1,000 memes!
    210 replies 79,383 retweets 101,958 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 1

    [my HS bully drives up while I'm working the drive-thru] ME: who's taking whose lunch money now bitch

    9 replies 792 retweets 2,784 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Apr 7

    good news everyone the search is over

    345 replies 50,110 retweets 108,666 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Apr 29

    THIS IS WILD

    537 replies 75,730 retweets 141,974 likes
  13. Apr 30

    You can tell someone's boss level on Twitter when they earn their cute-animal-in-human-clothes avatar.

    , and
    1 reply 9 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Apr 29

    *keeps track of my expenses so i know where my money is going* Nice. Now it’s time to…not let this information affect my behavior at all

    6 replies 354 retweets 1,209 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Apr 27

    Mr Peanut is not a specific peanut. it is a title. any peanut is free to challenge - if u can kill him, the hat is yours. if u can kill him

    40 replies 2,065 retweets 5,041 likes
  16. Retweeted
    6 Jan 2016

    ME: Is he going to make it? DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness ME: *crying* oohwahahahah DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah

    213 replies 12,508 retweets 19,322 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Apr 28

    YOU: so I paid $12k to go to a music festival curated by ja rule ME: [already crying with laughter] go on

    2 replies 26 retweets 97 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    alright Elon, this is called a 'zipline'. "and the humans, they enjoy this?" they enjoy it very much Elon "then I shall enjoy it as well"

    137 replies 9,678 retweets 27,332 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Apr 25

    ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.

    23 replies 2,731 retweets 5,959 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Apr 21

    Dear Roald Dahl, I used to work in a chocolate factory and it wasn't like that at all. We got paid £5.30 an hour. One guy lost his hand.

    8 replies 95 retweets 402 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Apr 21

    [after a long day] me: well time to relax brain: what do u think it's like to be dead

    10 replies 292 retweets 1,028 likes

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