Ninja Mama

@NinjaMama617

Lawyer, nurse, crazy chicken lady, Unitarian-Universalist, embarrassed American, gregarious introvert, feminist killjoy. Also, mother to a Ninja. 🥋

Massachusetts, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2017.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    5. ožu 2019.

    This Tweet really triggers the flakiest of the MAGA snowflakes.

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  2. 2. velj
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  3. 31. sij

    Everything is terrible and we're all doomed.

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  4. 30. sij
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  5. 30. sij

    He's adorable and sweet, but I am pretty sure he wants me to die falling down the basement stairs.

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  6. 29. sij

    So far my favorite thing about being a duck mama is that I love how they smell.

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  7. 24. sij

    The bad news is that I did, indeed, do the thing they wanted to talk to me about. The good news is that the thing I did earned me a promotion and a pay raise.

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  8. 23. sij

    Just got a call that the Board of Directors has requested my presence at their meeting tonight. The words "urgent" and "mandatory" were used. I sure hope that I didn't do whatever it is they want to talk to me about... 😱

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  9. 22. sij
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  10. 20. sij

    I don't live in his district, but if I did I would vote for Qasim. If his Twitter persona is anything like his real-life persona, then he is a kind, compassionate, smart, and thoughtful man who believes deeply in justice, peace, and dad jokes. He's an excellent human being.

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  11. 20. sij
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  12. 19. sij
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  13. 19. sij

    Like, truly. What the fuck is happening right now?

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  14. 15. sij
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  15. 12. sij

    I just discovered that my newly-adopted ducks smell like down pillows and now I think I love them more than I did before (and I already loved them a lot).

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  16. 6. sij

    So, just wondering if the fact that Russian-based hackers have disabled the entire IT and communication systems of several healthcare organizations is coincidental to the shitstorm brewing in the world or if it’s a preview of far worse things to come.

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  17. 3. sij

    Jesus, fuck. I JUST got back from the first vacation I've had in over 6 years. Could I please just have a day to recover from the jet lag and unpack my suitcases before I have to prepare for nuclear war with Iran? Is that too much to ask?

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  18. 2. sij

    I just came from visiting family on Kauai for the holidays. Zuckerberg is a douche. He doesn’t deserve the privilege of being there. He doesn’t know or care anything at all about the history and the culture of the island, so the locals detest him. Also, Facebook is trash.

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  19. 1. sij

    Happy New Year to all my East Coast peeps!

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  20. 31. pro 2019.

    The end of the road. North Shore, Kauai.

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  21. 31. pro 2019.

    Trump’s very own Benghazi is unfolding in Baghdad at this moment, and this is what he’s focused on. Not a word about the embassy being under siege right now.

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