I'm still harvesting peppers!! WTF!!? It's October!
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Taking my obsession with #bacheloretteCA to the next level!!!
I'll be a guest on the After show THIS TUESDAY 10:30 PM EST on W.
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Still obsessing over The Bachelorette Canada #bacheloretteCA here's more nicknames for the dudes. Here's two of the bad boys....
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Also, if you can look something like this during your formative years that will also help.
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To become a stand up comedian you must write and get up on stage as much as you can.
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Marcel and I discuss important issues of the day. NOT!!! snapto.link/4Daz
Some days I miss Toronto. Those days NEVER fall in the months of June, July or August. Off to the beach SUCKERS!!!
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Lounging in his Louis Vuitton scarf. Typical Sunday.
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Does a comedians work hold a special place for you? Has a particular comedian, special, show or bit helped you through a tough time? If y…
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The SPCA Dog Jog
Get your corporate signage!!!
Raise your companies profile and help the critters by buying a sign at the annual Dog Jog!! …
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CBC is saying to get down to the convoy south ASAP. So if you have people still in the north camps, give them a call and let them know. I…
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***Please share if you have people in Fort McMurray.***
If you still have animals in your home and you are not home, the FMSPCA is advisi…
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1-780-788-4000 RCMP Dispatch
1-888-350-6070 Red Cross
Edmonton CBC radio 93.9FM is giving regular updates
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There's a pheasant romance happening in my backyard. Fingers crossed, there could be baby pheasants soon. What do pheasant chicks look like?
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They had Green Alligators
And Long Neck Geese
Some Humpty Back Camels
And some Chimpanzees
Cat, and Rats and Elephants
And as sure as you'r…
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GAH!!!
Car trouble and general adult BS has kept me from judging the cute pet contest. Results to come!!!
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Hey Me and Emillio will be hanging out at Global Pets (9 Champlain St. Dieppe) 12-2pm selling tickets for the Funny 4 Fur Fundraiser with…
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Saskatoon, thank you so much.
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FRIDAY MORNING!! 8:10 am listen to me on CBC radio1 New Brunswick talking about the HubCap Comedy Contest and other fun stuff.
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So I feel a bit weird giving any advice. All I know is its worth the fight to get better. Yeah, I'll say that. xo #BellLetsTalk
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#BellLetsTalkDay What to say? My recovery from Depression and Anxiety is fairly new.
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MONCTON!!!! There are a limited number of VIP tickets available for $74.50. Those tickets get you a seat in one of… ift.tt/1PhIu4X
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"The Master Ensuite is a major issue." No!!!! Poverty, illness, war all major issues, not your f'ing bedroom shitter!!! I gotta stop watchi…
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On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me BLACKHEAD REMOVER!!
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You can follow Santa here!
noradsanta.org
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He just left Mongolia.....GET READY!!!
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Reindeer Nails!!!!
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I woke up to a Christmas Card this morning.
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Truro. You seriously don't know how happy you made me last night. Thank you and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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It would really be awful to be attacked by a werewolf because I'm such a sucker for a furry face. My final words would be, "Squeeeee!"
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MACY'S PARADE!!! If anyone wants to venture into my mind this is what it looks like. Floats, balloons, small children with maracas and Matt…
Hey all!! I think my New Year's resolution will be to get outside everyday this winter. Emillio hates to walk in the winter and my secret d…
TRURO!! TRURO!! "A Very Different Christmas" Starring Me and James Mullinger. Dec 18th snapto.link/vydP
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Dogs are 99.999% pure love and 0.001% poop.
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I don't know much but here's what I've managed to sort out during my stay on earth so far; the majority of us humans are pretty okay good. …
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"Mode for Urban Planet they said. You'll look hot they said." - Eddie the model
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Does the Bell Fiberop couple make it to anything on time in their lives?
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