The sheer number of people who think I inherited a farm in a town "full of NPCs" is deeply concerning. It's a video game tweet. I'm poor.
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Unpopular opinion: The best thing young people can do early in their careers is quit their jobs to breathe life into their grandfather's old farm in a small town full of marriagable NPCs
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The wildest genre of reply here is people complaining about how they "only" inherited [amount of money I can't even conceptualize] from their grandparents. Imagine inheriting literally anything! lmao
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And do not buy at the chain store!
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Even if the small local proprietor is an irritating snob!
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Also marry the town drunk and stick with him through his struggles with depression just to then have two kids with him.pic.twitter.com/8oGjJwUprk
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I hate that he makes my house look messy.
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Yeah but it turns out it's more stressful than my REGULAR job. I gotta meet all these people AND tend my crops? I lasted like a month.
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If I met a small town where the most optimal way of improving relationships was to visit everyone once a day instead one person several times a day, I'd just assume there was a cult involved.
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Nothing wrong with spicing up stale genetics in the countryside!
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Are you referencing Harvest town or am I too obsessed with that game ?
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It’s stardew valley
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