Nicole Cliffe

I know I missed this whole thing but I'm trying to ramp back up to full US Twitter awareness. Harambe joke!

how did anyone presume to deconstruct "daddy" without reference to James Spader on The Blacklist smdh also it's fun to laugh like this

also did you know Dorothy Parker was a size 14 but in today's clothes she would have been more like a size 2https://twitter.com/bcdreyer/status/767715255514456065 …

Like there are three hundred million of them, you don't know ANYTHING about Americans!

Much the same, but also you will start to occasionally fight Canadians who say ignorant things about USians.https://twitter.com/stevereadsnews/status/767715072525340672 …

Also I have always had a massive, massive crush on him, so.

So watching everyone rally behind Gord Downie and being right there with them has been very bittersweet and lovely for me.

The bands you listened to aren't cool anymore, you mostly know about Trudeau from Vox explainers about his shirtlessness, oceans rise, etc.

You can love your country with all your heart, but when you go home only twice a year, you miss out on a lot of fun dumb jokes and moments.

I am mostly taking the Hip situation hard bc after 15 years in the US, Hip fandom is one of the last easy commonalities I have with home.

or, HOW illegal is it to fistfight someone

or, do any of you know how I can put an instagram mom under citizens arrest

do any of you work for instagram

@Nicole_Cliffe "Molars," she said with a resigned sigh, as she watched him scale the skyscrapers and reduce the city to rubble.

I would definitely have said yes.

Morning news: a third of Canadians watched the Hip concert on CBC & a dude in a hockey jersey successfully proposed to his gf at the show.

Pro-tip for newer parents: if your young toddler does something ridiculously bad in public, just shrug & say "molars" in a sad voice.

I'm excited my period arrived the morning of the day I am flying internationally with my toddler, because what a chance to build character.