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@Nicole_Cliffe

Writes on television and advice and God for Slate, Vulture, ELLE, Catapult, and Christianity Today. Formerly of The Toast. Proud Utahn. Profiled by Penthouse.

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Joined October 2010

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    7 hours ago

    Someone messaging me asking if I want to link up at 11:30 at NIGHT. Sir please be realistic, my make up is OFF my skin care routine is DONE I am under three blankets and my CAT there is lavender oil in my DIFFUSER my white noise machine is ON I am legally DEAD

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    I had a spirited conversation with a lyft driver one night about how a stage adaptation of the Prince of Egypt would be a perfect successor to the John Legend Jesus Christ Superstar and he sang Through Heaven’s Eyes to me all the way to the airport

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    Hello, I’m a bag of groceries in a movie. I’m made of unwrinkled brown paper, never have a logo on the side, and there’s always leafy greens and a loaf of French bread sticking out of me.

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  4. how often are you still like...this guy is actually the effing President, and you kind of jerk to attention in a cold sweat

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    just typed "capitalism is a prison" into a message to someone who wants to order Girl Scout cookies from my kids, am I doing this right

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    7 hours ago

    the purest joy i know is having exactly two drinks at dinner, coming home, doing my entire nighttime skincare routine, and then lying immobilized under my weighted blanket

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    7 hours ago

    does anyone want an essay about Paddington that is 18 months overdue from any kind of relevance

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    8 hours ago

    I can’t believe y’all are trying to milkshake duck Marie Kondo. Throw away your French workbook from high school. It doesn’t make you edgey or interesting!

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    7 hours ago

    anyways, The Favourite (2018)

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    8 hours ago

    my primary tell that i'm a bottom is i like every reply from the other person in a twitter convo

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    8 hours ago
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    Every time someone has asked people who made them gayer in 2018 I've yelled THEO CRAIN

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  12. also the studio had all their wunderkinds working on it and if you were bad they sent you to work on SHREK instead so basically everyone in a leadership role is a fool

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    17 hours ago

    me: hurt me *marie kondo folds me in half, then in thirds, stacks me upright*

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  14. no joke but that shot where you can see the 🐋 when he parts the sea is one of the top ten coolest shots in an animated film and Moana PAID HOMAGE to it

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  15. This is so rough. I read a memoir in which a widow discovered within weeks of his unexpected death that her husband had been serially unfaithful and it complicates the grieving process so much.

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    feel like in a story about a site that raised a million dollars in a couple of weeks we should know where the money comes from

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    13 hours ago

    Janice Dotson-Stephens’ death inside the Bexar Co jail last month is another tragic example of how poorly the criminal justice system treats mentally ill people who enter it, even in a county that’s become a national model

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    Jan 3

    Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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    9 hours ago

    Me after accidentally holding hands with the woman next to me who was also crying at the end of If Beale Street Could Talk.

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  20. I’m still in love w Theo even though I saw Hill House what feels like months ago, just FYI

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