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Screenwriter and satirist. Work in @tnyshouts and @mcsweeneys. Rep: @anoncontent.

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    1. Nicole Najafi‏ @NicoleNajafi 22 Feb 2020

      I went on a date with every presidential candidate so you don't have to. (thread 1/9)pic.twitter.com/v9Ou5eGcwn

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    2. Nicole Najafi‏ @NicoleNajafi 22 Feb 2020

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    3. Nicole Najafi‏ @NicoleNajafi 22 Feb 2020

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    4. Nicole Najafi‏ @NicoleNajafi 22 Feb 2020

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    5. Nicole Najafi‏ @NicoleNajafi 22 Feb 2020

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      Nicole Najafi‏ @NicoleNajafi 22 Feb 2020

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      8:09 AM - 22 Feb 2020
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        2. Nicole Najafi‏ @NicoleNajafi 22 Feb 2020

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        3. Nicole Najafi‏ @NicoleNajafi 22 Feb 2020

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        4. Nicole Najafi‏ @NicoleNajafi 22 Feb 2020

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        1. Amy Siskind  🏳️‍🌈‏Verified account @Amy_Siskind 22 Feb 2020
          Replying to @NicoleNajafi

          And Amy leaves, passes another bill she co-sponsored on keeping out elections safe. Amen.

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        1. Sean Azze‏ @SeanAzze 22 Feb 2020
          Replying to @NicoleNajafi

          You forgot the part where she refers to the waiters as "the help" and berates them for twenty minutes for forgetting to bring silverware. Instead of waiting, she proceeds to eat her salad with a comb while making unbreaking eye contact

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        1. YupItsMe‏ @Thomasdiscerns 22 Feb 2020
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          How can someone text their gun? Also why carry a weapon on a date with her?

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        1. The Hobbit‏ @hobbitinacyclon 23 Feb 2020
          Replying to @NicoleNajafi

          Wheres the part where she throws her silverware & plated at the waiter for putting nuts in her salad when she didn't read the menu.

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        1. Rufus T Firefly‏ @SolarDipshit 23 Feb 2020
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          😭

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        1. MVP #maskup ⛄️‏ @meghnaparikh 23 Feb 2020
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          The Amy one really hurt. Idk why people won’t love her like I do.

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        1. Alina‏ @lynn_with_an_A 23 Feb 2020
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          The Amy bit is hilarious. It’s a shame bc she very well might be the best one to get the job done but something’s missing...

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