This story has been a year-long rollercoaster ride of reporting - and I'm so excited to say: the first episode has dropped today!
I can't wait for you guys to listen, it's been a heck of a journey.
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has someone on tiktok done the Hitler downfall scene by Wes Anderson yet
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if hitler had access to the collective works of the coen brothers I think he would have changed his tune
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love that the associated press is implying the existence of appropriate sexual conduct with a 19 year old intern
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A Texas legislative committee recommended Saturday that GOP Rep. Bryan Slaton be expelled for inappropriate sexual conduct with a 19-year-old intern. apnews.com/article/texas-
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this is such a word salad I want to put pizza express dressing on it
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It's a myth that Joe Biden is actually running for President. He's not. It's just the managerial class using Joe Biden as a front to advance its own agenda. To them Biden's cognitive impairment isn't a bug. It's a feature. The Administrative state more effectively controls its… Show more
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this might be my most important tweet
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Replying to @noturtlesoup17
"ACTUALLY NAZIS ARE LEFT WING" -cunts
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The vibes are bad
all my passwords are the word "password" it's like a triple bluff
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*narrator* he is q
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Elon responding to the concerns of the admin of 8chan, who is either Q from QAnon or coordinates with him directly.
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with literally zero information I'm going shin pads based on vibes
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Legit question: is John Tolkin wearing shin pads or nah?
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IM A FEW SUBS AWAY FROM MY NEXT SUB GOAL !!! LETS FRICKEN GOOO !!! YAYAY! I post little vlogs, cosplay updates, behind the scenes, collection updates, exclusive HD sets, custom requests and MOREEEEEE !!!!!! 
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tag urself I'm this guy in the hat. no idea what the text is about
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love this Derby red carpet photo of Louisville’s most beloved local celebrity and also Jack Harlow
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Persuasion is an ancient art — but we do it every day. This formula from Aristotle can be applied in the modern workplace. hbr.org/2019/07/the-ar
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I've just got to bed after a wedding and I'm gonna reply to every tweet. it's a tradition I'm gonna start
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it's worth noting that saying "god save the king/queen" has so far failed 100 percent of the time
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worth saying I'm a very specific kind of monarchist that believes only I myself should be the monarch
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Ahead of tomorrow, #ff @NickyWoolf, a dedicated monarchist and a devoted scholar of British traditions and institutions
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I can't swear allegiance to the king I've already sworn allegiance to pizza express salad dressing
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...area president has a fairly packed schedule?
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Some White House officials say it's difficult to schedule public or private events with the president in the morning, in the evening, or on weekends: The vast majority of Biden’s public events happen on weekdays, between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.
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that said. if another site is gonna happen - bluesky, mastodon, countersocial, fuckin myspace, wherever - it's gonna happen when, and only when, this guy goes there. I genuinely can't think of anyone alive right now with the cultural power dril does
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it's all about the simple things
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This was taken moments before a bat emerged from his mouth and flew away
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whatever happens next there will never be another place where this kind of thing regularly enters my brain apropos of nothing
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Fucked me up to learn that, if a cow has Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy, dies and decomposes, any plants growing there will be contaminated with prions.
If that fucker dies in a cabbage patch, you could accidentally make prion slaw
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I've bummed myself out. because - god help me - I fucking *love* this place. when twitter's good, it's unbeatable. I've gotten so much joy here. which is why - funny though this whole shitshow is - it *hurts* that this billionaire jabroni is throttling it. it really, really hurts
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the thing I'm gonna be saddest about when twitter finally expires is no longer occasionally finding out stuff like this
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every couple weeks I find out a new way that ben affleck kind of rocks twitter.com/wesburt/status…
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britain: we are truly a global nation, a military and business superpower, a force to be reckoned with on the world stage
also britain:
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Former Home Secretary Priti Patel unveils memorial bench to swans killed in catapult attack
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DYING
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dril at war is genuinely quite a thing to see
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I'm told that both Tucker Carlson AND Don Lemon have retained the famously aggressive entertainment lawyer Bryan Freedman. I have reached out to Freedman; no response yet.
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