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  1. May 19
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  2. May 15
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    May 15

    Tonight! , , , , & hit the water slides while & hit the road! Don’t miss !

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    May 14

    I want you to be a good Native ally so, Inuk — singular Inuit — plural Please refrain from using the “E” word. The Inuit people aren’t very fond of it.

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  5. May 13

    Please count me in for this hot Leopold pine jazz 🌲 🎷

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    May 7

    Come see take & to meet the worst person in the world, , while & start a podcast about murrrrrrrder. Tomorrow on !!!

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    May 3

    I had an abortion in October of last year while I was on tour. I went to planned parenthood where they gave me the abortion pill. It was easy. Everyone deserves that kind of access. Here’s a big list of places you can donate to right now.

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    May 3

    Justice Alito Somberly Ties Noose After Realizing He Not Mentioned In Constitution

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  12. May 1

    A Happy and Healthy May Day to all who observe 🌺🌷

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    Digging into ’s book; eating cheese & watching the river roll by. I’m only 9 pgs in, but wanted to share this haiku I wrote 10 yrs ago: Screen door citizens: Porch-dwelling people observe the world parade past.

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  16. Apr 28

    Proud to be coaching the Rockford Peaches OFFERMAN STYLE

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    Apr 27

    TONIGHT! Winnetka Public Library is so excited for this event. Sign up @

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  19. Apr 25
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  20. Apr 25

    If you like books, libraries and handsome troubadours, then I have the online jitterbug for you. Check this out (that’s library talk):

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