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  1. Grooming by @DanWintersPhoto

  2. coming soon to a city near you. take the appropriate precautions. Link in bio.

  3. Oklahoma. & myself will teach you the meaning of NOODLING July 30

  4. Here comes our right ribald songing & dancing (TO COMPLETION)

  5. Have a great Fourth, folks, but take it from a woodworker--functioning fingers are invaluable, so be safe with fireworks.

  6. Holy Cripes hits a homerun for Love & Country!! Hats off, sir.🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

  7. naturally red, white, and blue, the way made us

  8. Thank you very kindly for your japes. We will forevermore paddle Lake Wobegon with Caps doffed.

  9. Norfolk. First 8 rows should be considered the zone. Because of the jizz.

  10. Sex is like pizza; put it in my ass.

  11. give me all the egg liqueur and liquified bacon you have

  12. Come see "THE SEER: Portrait of Wendell Berry" where it was meant to be seen... ON A FAMILY FARM!

  13. Happiest of Birthday Times to my MAGNIFICENT brother in mirth and glory:

  14. A BIRTHDAY OF MIRTH 2 DEVIL'S DAUGHTER 🌚MOST ABJECT OF HAGS🌚 🔥FOUL ISSUE OF LUCIFER🔥 'sBane

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