There's a group of women called "inkicks" who have never kicked a man in the balls. Despite inkicks' efforts, every man refuses the their propositions to kick them square in the nuts. In this op-ed, I will assert that the redistribution of balls for kicking is what America needs.
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Every time you try to opt out, you lose a point and go to the front of line for kicking.
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I guess I also can't wear my karate cup?
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What if I hide behind my gal? she's a black belt and wouldn't be amused at people kicking me.
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Cmon baby just one kick. Your girlfriend won't mind.
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I'm actually quite certain she would. Go for a chest or abdomen kick and she'll sit back and laugh. I'm fairly light so fairly easy to push backwards... but I'm bouncy.
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