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Bolsonaro will fight this the only way he knows how: by contracting the novel SARS-CoV-2, also known as COVID-19.
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Breaking News: The Brazilian police raided the home of former President Jair Bolsonaro as part of an investigation into forged Covid vaccination records that may have allowed him and his top aides to gain entry into the U.S. nyti.ms/3NCXjEa
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Why are TV writers even trying to negotiate for a new contract? Anyone can do their job, look:
A show where Spiderman um is in the, uh, NFL with, uhhhh Jason Statham and like some SNL guys are there and every week they do the cowbell thing with Minions (real, no CGI).
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FYI, I may be a Grade-A lamewad and certifiable chowderhead but I’d never sink so low as to pay for Twitter. That’d be embarrassing!
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At this very moment, dozens of 'Minority Report'-style robo-spiders are trampling over the Mar-a-Lago dessert buffet, looking for their perp.
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Not the first HOME ALONE 2 actor to be charged with a crime, however. (Macaulay Culkin, for marijuana possession, in 2004.)
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Breaking news: Donald Trump indicted by Manhattan grand jury, becoming the first ex-president charged with a crime. The former president was being investigated in connection with hush-money payments to an adult entertainment performer in 2016. wapo.st/3JQwvMU
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Good stuff on every page. This book is fun.
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Letting It Be: The Beatles, Pelé, and the art of restraint. Page 43.
Non-Goals the book: in stores 11/7, pre-order today. Nongoalsfc.com/book
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I will be speaking at the Berkeley City Club on December 7. Critics are already raving, hailing the event as “scheduled” and “on a Wednesday.” Get tickets here:
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Me to my therapist: “Living in modern society means being subjected to an unrelenting deluge of news and the human brain isn't even remotely conditioned to handle it.”
The news:
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Originally, the only way to get a blue checkmark was by saving a verified user’s life. (I pulled LL Cool J from a frozen lake.)
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I have been using Cameo as a Twitter replacement. Whenever I feel like musing about sports, weather, or politics, I simply pay Alfonso Ribeiro $250 and he reads my post out loud in his car.
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In our November cover story, of the talks about his killer offseason workout, what he likes about playing for Coach Donovan, and why he always sits in the third row of an SUV.
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Here's an exclusive look at part of our conversation that did not make it into the piece:
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Showing up to play pickup with the I Love My Son ball I purchased via promoted tweet.
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Just heard a British person say the word “urinal.” Always a harrowing experience.
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Do jakiego zagrania w koszykówce porównuje misję międzyplanetarną inżynier lotniczy? Który koszykarz nadawałby się na właściciela winnicy? Co na temat flopowania ma do powiedzenia ekspert od oper mydlanych?
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Love when my phone talks to me like I’m unwitting prey. Truly, I am The Most Dangerous Game.
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here’s our obit today, which includes donation info etc. my heart goes out to his family.
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i regret not getting to know better, but i’m mourning him today. it’s clear he was a wonderful friend + husband + father, and this is one the best pieces the ringer’s ever published, though it’s very hard to revisit today
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I can’t overstate how fantastic 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90s is. My simple request is for Rob to further tweak the concept and record an episode for every single song ever written.
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e75 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S concerns the cranberries' "ZOMBIE," the steely and immaculate harmonies of dolores o'riordan, and the perils of calling women "badasses" theringer.com/2022/8/17/2330
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Finished a book. Now I know hoops... Shot clocks are like traffic lights and TV ads. The triangle offense is a Rube Goldberg Machine. NBA Wingspans are queen size mattresses. Free throws are the same. I wish Rodman had a 50 rebound game. it’s beautiful. 🏀🏀🏀
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Extremely proud to see the Polish edition of HOW TO WATCH BASKETBALL LIKE A GENIUS out in the world.
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Książkę "Oglądaj koszykówkę jak geniusz" znajdziecie tutaj 
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I’m the person who told Netflix to shrink its movie catalog in favor of MORON MARRIAGE SEASON 2 and WIFE VIBES: SISTER SWAP EDITION.
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Netflix drops 19% after forecasting a big drop in subscribers trib.al/8cC76mf
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cheering at my phone like my team made a goal
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The majority on the court is not content to simply make these decisions, they expect to treated with a royal deference by the public whose rights they are annihilating, and also for the press to lie about what is happening at their behest
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It's just become impossible to pretend that America is a place where people are being protected. we put our heads in the sand and refuse to offer basic human dignities while corporations exploit us and people with guns can massacre us in the streets.
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I'm so fucking pissed. If you have a minute, please read what we're doing to help our team, and consider doing the same (message me for details/if you'd like to join).
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Now would be an excellent time for professional athletes to refuse to go to work.
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From the manager of the San Francisco Giants: kaplifestyle.com/2022/05/27/hom
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Now would be an excellent time for professional athletes to refuse to go to work.
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Now would be an excellent time for professional athletes to refuse to go to work.
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Just finished the book “How to Watch Basketball Like a Genius” by . One of the best books I’ve ever read and would highly recommend!
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Finished "How To Watch Basketball Like a Genius" by . Awesome deep dive into hoops philosophy with very unique perspectives on each aspect of the game from people inside and outside of the sport. Really fun and easy read if you love basketball. Highly recommend.
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I spoke to NPR yesterday about how Alloy is supporting our team as the Supreme Court dismantles womens’ rights.
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“I feel responsible for them." @lauraspiekerman of @usealloy, on why the startup is helping to cover travel costs to an abortion for any of the company's 250 employees or their partners
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Samuel Alito wants to live like it’s the 17th century but he doesn't have the balls to contract tuberculosis and fall off a horse.
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Alito's draft opinion explicitly criticizes Lawrence v. Texas (legalizing sodomy) and Obergefell v. Hodges (legalizing same-sex marriage). He says that, like abortion, these decisions protect phony rights that are not "deeply rooted in history." politico.com/f/?id=00000180
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TFW you land a huge interview with the McRib but somebody left it in a steam room overnight.
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Get ready for the most explosive interview of the year.
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