He's the guy at the restaurant who's super eager to show you the proper way to use chopsticks.
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While he extols the virtues of libertarianism & "flat" taxes.
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Damn, he's dashing. Love the way he uses that artisanal beard oil on his bun!
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Tell me he hasn't got tattoos...
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Love it!!! Thanks for the laugh!
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Omg I'm trying not to laugh at work right now.
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Tell him to shut up and make my espresso.
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He's going to invite you to chill at his bungalow. Decline this offer.
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Yurt. He has a yurt, damnit.
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