What if my @Lenovo BIOS/ACPI spontaneous shutdown issues are the Chinese Communist spyware duking it out with the NSA United Statist spyware in Ring -2 ?
"Shut it down!" Apparently, immediately upon my suspicions being public, the zionist-chinese-russian-american-iranian conspiracy decided to just nuke my laptop. After months of issues, it is now bricked. Good thing my data is all on MMC, not on the internal SSD.
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