@msnbc @cnn @Morning_Joe @mikebarnicle @SteveMartinToGo @JimmyKimmelLive @SarahKSilverman @Letterman @BillyCrystal @billmaher @colbertlateshow At the AIRPORT bar: Steve MARTIN: "Thank you for your SERVICE. Can I buy you a DRINK?" The PILOT: "I'm a PILOT. I'm not in the MILITARY"
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@ConanOBrien@jheil@TheLastWord@hardball@thr STEVE: "I saw the UNIFORM...." Pilot: "Like I said, I can't DRINK" Steve MARTIN: "OK, then. Come by my hotel & we'll get SMALL." Pilot: "That MARTY guy won't be there..." Steve: "No. He's ALREADY really SMALL" Pilot: "You're on."
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Great planning there.....
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Is it still flying around up there?
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