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  1. 15 Oct 2018

    Elizabeth Warren listed herself as Cherokee in a local Oklahoma cookbook titled “Pow Wow Chow.”

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  2. 15 Oct 2018

    Elizabeth Warren produces DNA tests showing she is distantly related to the very first cavemen to walk the earth, which explains her high cheekbones.

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  3. 11 Oct 2018

    Global warming hysteria driving people to insanity.

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  4. 10 Oct 2018

    Muslims being forced to study communism in China. Christians being forced to study socialism in America.

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  5. 9 Oct 2018

    Anthony Weiner being released from prison soon; first stops will no doubt be in Iowa and New Hampshire as he explores a Democratic 2020 bid. Has Has impeccable D perversion credentials.

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  6. 6 Oct 2018

    Now that Brett Kavanaugh has been confirmed to the Supreme Court, Christine Blasey Ford says she will turn over her therapist notes... if certain conditions are met.

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  7. 2 Oct 2018

    FBI tells Christine Blasey Ford that its agents can't interview her because they are afraid to fly on planes.

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  8. 2 Oct 2018

    Details of FBI investigation will not be released to the public, at least until Senator Dianne Feinstein gets her copy of it.

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  9. 2 Oct 2018

    Christine Blasey Ford demands the FBI interviews her, she claims she has new witnesses who also have no memory of her being assaulted by Brett Kavanaugh. They must be interviewed!

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  10. 29 Sep 2018

    Alleged rape victim calls Lindsey Graham insensitive for telling her to report it to the police, rather than The New Yorker.

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  11. 29 Sep 2018

    Alyssa Milano demands FBI investigation to find out why part of her clothes are always missing.

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  12. 28 Sep 2018

    A transcript of Christine Blasey Ford's FBI interview

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  13. 28 Sep 2018

    Christine Blasey Ford and the mysterious case of the missing bathroom

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  14. 26 Sep 2018

    New witness says Brett Kavanaugh, not John Wilkes Booth, shot Abraham Lincoln, but only remembered it recently. Democrats say FBI must investigate.

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  15. 24 Sep 2018

    Here's a photo of some gurlz who you can be sure never protested Bill Clinton's alleged rape of women.

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  16. 24 Sep 2018

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  17. 23 Sep 2018

    Democrats call for FBI investigation into Brett Kavanaugh's genitals regarding alleged Yale "Spin the Bottle" incident with Deborah Ramirez.

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  18. 23 Sep 2018

    Attention all women in America: if you have ever been kissed by or flirted with Brett Kavanaugh, please call Dianne Feinstein's office. She is waiting for your call.

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  19. 23 Sep 2018

    Newsflash! Brett Kavanaugh accused of playing "Spin the Bottle" at Yale! He's scarred yet another woman for life! Heterosexual men no longer qualified for Supreme Court.

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  20. 23 Sep 2018

    My new column about Christine Blasey Ford is now up.

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