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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker May 24

    .@BorowitzReport: Trump Furious After Nobel Committee Gives Him Participation Trophy http://nyer.cm/O67BS8b pic.twitter.com/YaTHmM3XN7

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      1. Katherine Obando‏ @ChiCityKat May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        “although Donald did not achieve peace, he talked about it” WTF? Is the rep living under a rock?! He’s singlehandedly dismantle whatever peace we once had in this country!

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      1. muckly‏ @Brpron1 May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        They should have included a coloring book and crayons

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      1. Vladimir Trump Jr.  🇺🇸‏ @CheaterBella May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Yeah! Congratulations @WhiteHouse this is going to look good in the Oval.pic.twitter.com/PBveCy1wKV

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Those Peace Coins make nice pendants. Now available with his daughters shoe line, in the gift shop. 45% gratuity is expected, you Rubes!

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      1. Artfull Duderino‏ @dodgr007 May 24
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        pic.twitter.com/nFJLKLkebs

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      1. Stephen Ritchie‏ @itchers11 May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @LouiseDavies26 @BorowitzReport

        They should have given him a wooden spoon and slapped his back side with it.

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      1. Greg Gaylor III‏ @ggaylorIII May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Yes!!! Traitors like DJT should be mocked at every turn. 🇺🇸

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      1. John Smith‏ @JohnSmi25441811 May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        ...he doesn't even deserve a Participation Trophy...just read his tweets...he is far from promotes peace...he is the opposite of peace...

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      1. john lewis‏ @jwlewis4262 May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        But I'm told after they calmed Trump down from his tantrum, he perked right up when he was told they would still be going to Pizza Hut!

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 May 25
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Rudy Giuliani is in talks with the Nobel Committee to have the Participation Trophy up graded to the The Nobel Peace Prize. Rudy said: "It’s just $5 more."

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      1. DMac‏ @Lalique62 May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Prestige factor for Prize a big 0

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      1. Al‏ @Bahadiman May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Can someone tell me where is the tanning booth/spray salon located in the WH????

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      1. Weekender‏ @LouiseDavies26 May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Also-ran

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      1. unapologeticminx‏ @catseyesonu May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        🤣🤣🤣

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      1. QueenAntiope‏ @QueenAntiope May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Not a Trump supporter but who the hell care about the prize, it is trash!!!!

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      1. rrlse‏ @priusport May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        He doesn't even deserve that, since he has now withdrawn from the so-called Korean Summit that never was.

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      1.  🇬🇹  🇸🇻  🇳🇮  🇧🇿  🇨🇷  🇭🇳  🇵🇦  🇲🇽‏ @michaelbcooke May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Okay. This is the first Borowitz Report that doesn’t work at all. We all KNOW he’d take that participation trophy and Darren McGavin it into a Major Award.

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      1. scott robinett  🙄‏ @ScottRobinett1 May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        thanks for playing, have a nice day!

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      1. Michiko San‏ @heiwabanzai May 24
        Replying to @NewYorker @BorowitzReport

        Hey, I talk about peace too!

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