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Males, including fruit flies seek sexual release wherever they can find it. When they don't, they drink alcohol.
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At one oooint in my life, I believe I dated a fruit fly
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Loosers.
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As opposed to tighters?
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No! As opposed to ladies fruit flies.
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There's the guy that tells jokes, and there's the guy that interrupt jokes to correct the spelling. Choose your side.
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Where was the joke in your tweet?
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You want me to explain a joke to you? 24 hours later?
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I fail to see how "loosers" is a joke. The original tweet by the New Yorker was amusing; your response was anything but.
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If you didn't find my joke amusing, why did you even interact with me? Just to tell me I misspelled something? Does that make you feel better than others? Telling people they misspell and fail at jokes? Learn how to use Twitter, because YOU are bad at it.
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Now why in the world does this remind me of something.......give me a minute and I'll remember what it is........
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This truly explains the mass partaking of my wine. Must be a severe shortage of female fruit flies in my neck of the woods.
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Please don’t let Jordan Peterson see this article
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ehehehe
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“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.” (G. Marx, attrib.)
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