What makes him think he’d be going?
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It says so int the "alternate reality " bible.
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Oh, ok in that version, maybe.
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I really don't know which is more insane; that we have government and elected officials tailoring foreign policy to initiate the Apocalypse, or that the press doesn't bother to cover it.
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Now I've got disco music in my head.
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I so confused!! Why didn’t the rapture take place after the embassy was moved?
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The private jets can be heard warming up on tarmacs across the nation for
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Donny wouldn’t be going anywhere, and Mueller is Episcopal, so he doesn’t probably believe in the Rapture.
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That’s funny, I don’t think the rapture is gonna help him though
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Cursed boomer take
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Snicker. Those of us "left behind" can have a party. Is there really a bank vault big enough to hold these raised souls in rapturous company with their Cash God? In any case, if Apostles Drumpf & Pence arrive before them, bet they discover the Rapture Vault is bankrupt. Giggle.
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I would Mr. President...but you will be left behind and on your own.
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Its funny... and scaryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That rapture thing...
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Nuclear war more like it.
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