You’ve only tweeted this three times today. I expect 4 more by morning or I’ll cancel my subscription.
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Can you have sex with them?
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Comes in handy for that dreaded Thanksgiving dinner at mom's and those pesky relatives.
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cool idea, not for me
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Yeah. They get it
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Attention cute Japanese girls: I will play any of the above for a nominal fee!
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I can see how this is helpful4 the lonely, or 4occasional family/work event, but some of this is downright unethical, & I’d be surprisedif it wasn’t illegal (standing in as a company sup or pres???). & substitution of an overweight mother so the kid doesn’t get bullied?



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Terrifying.
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I’m been thinking about going to Japan and I heard they hire white blonde chicks for Facebook photos-I’m a white, blonde ,chick (sometimes
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