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    The New Yorker‏Verified account @NewYorker Apr 23

    When he served as Trump’s national-security adviser, H. R. McMaster realized that, during briefings, the President “wasn’t absorbing a fucking thing he said,” a friend reported.http://nyer.cm/Fhq9YLr 

    5:30 AM - 23 Apr 2018
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      2. Georg Koder‏ @GeorgKoder Apr 23
        Replying to @NewYorker

        I suspect that McMaster got appointed by Trump in the 1st place because he sounded like a delicious sandwich.

        22 replies 65 retweets 541 likes
      3. Robert Morton‏ @Robert4787 Apr 23
        Replying to @GeorgKoder @NewYorker

        Ha ha, good one Georg....trouble is, you may be correct.

        1 reply 1 retweet 89 likes
      4. Georg Koder‏ @GeorgKoder Apr 23
        Replying to @Robert4787 @NewYorker

        “Shall we reach out to McMaster?” - “Yeah, sure, and small fries and a diet coke, too!”

        7 replies 5 retweets 141 likes
      5. Georg Koder‏ @GeorgKoder Apr 23
        Replying to @GeorgKoder @Robert4787 @NewYorker

        This episode keeps popping up in my brain.pic.twitter.com/2NmnRD67fN

        1 reply 3 retweets 27 likes
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      2. Alan Bender‏ @alanbender1965 Apr 23
        Replying to @NewYorker

        Saudi Crown Prince Boasted That Jared Kushner Was “In His Pocket”https://theintercept.com/2018/03/21/jared-kushner-saudi-crown-prince-mohammed-bin-salman/ …

        4 replies 59 retweets 132 likes
      3. John Kurman‏ @JohnKurman Apr 23
        Replying to @alanbender1965 @NewYorker

        This is why Jared is so pale - all that time stuffed in rich people's pockets.

        7 replies 19 retweets 221 likes
      4. Officious Bystander‏ @shaydeeangel Apr 23
        Replying to @JohnKurman @alanbender1965 @NewYorker

        😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. Alan Bender‏ @alanbender1965 Apr 23
        Replying to @shaydeeangel @JohnKurman @NewYorker

        Alan Bender Retweeted

        Check out @HussainSajwani’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/HussainSajwani/status/982162356489699330?s=08 …

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      2. AbsurdTomato  🇺🇸 ✊‏ @absurdtomato Apr 23
        Replying to @NewYorker

        @GOP, the thing you are responsible in the WH has memos written for him in pictures and simple words on giant cards — that he doesn’t read. Never talk to me about national security ever again.

        3 replies 19 retweets 64 likes
      3. CabinLoon‏ @cabinloon Apr 23
        Replying to @absurdtomato @NewYorker @GOP

        Exactly. NOT EVER. We have to remember this though and hang the whole thing like an albatross around their necks. I fear (esp. with our "both sides" ism media) it won't be held over them as it should.

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      2.  🌊 Toon The News!  🌊‏ @Santiagojjjr Apr 23
        Replying to @NewYorker

        pic.twitter.com/FnKEjCUiAA

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      2. Mike Green‏ @amikegreen2 Apr 23
        Replying to @NewYorker

        All of these traitors who supported Trump while abandoning their duty to the welfare of the nation should be held accountable.

        1 reply 13 retweets 111 likes
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      1.  💫 🌺VivaLaResistance TAKE IT BACK NOV 6  🌺 💫‏ @Kimmi1965 Apr 23
        Replying to @NewYorker @ZellaQuixote

        Can’t say anyone is shocked to hear this. Just surprised McMaster hung around to get fired by Tweet.

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      1. Vote to end Trump Nov 6th‏ @Ned_Newhouse Apr 23
        Replying to @NewYorker

        His friend David Kilcullen said, “H.R. was dealing with an incredibly painful dilemma—how do you keep your integrity while serving somebody who appears to have none of his own?”

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      1. FP Dunneagin‏ @fp_dunneagin Apr 23
        Replying to @NewYorker

        To quote Gomer Pyle, "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!"

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      1. Thirtysixmiles‏ @thirtysixmiles Apr 23
        Replying to @NewYorker

        If H.R. McMaster was briefing him on how to best exploit the WH for money, he probably would have had a better chance at getting his attention.

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